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Re: Joel Embiid

Postby Napalm » Sat Dec 12, 2015 08:02:43

his body is his temple. his shirley temple

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Re: Joel Embiid

Postby The Savior » Sat Dec 12, 2015 08:16:54

guys...he's taller than shaq and may only be 30 or so pounds lighter right now
On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how pissed is he?

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Re: Joel Embiid

Postby phillychuck » Sat Dec 12, 2015 10:18:04

The Savior wrote:guys...he's taller than shaq and may only be 30 or so pounds lighter right now


Shawn Bradley was taller and lighter than Shaq, too. :)

Kid's tall

Can't coach tall.
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Re: Joel Embiid

Postby pacino » Sat Dec 12, 2015 10:51:21

Guy didn't touch a weight or a ball for 15 years. It's all real. He's fast, strong, big, has a touch. Pleaseeeeeeee be healthy
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Re: Joel Embiid

Postby heyeaglefn » Sat Dec 12, 2015 11:03:00

Can his bones handle that extra muscle?

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Re: Joel Embiid

Postby Napalm » Sat Dec 12, 2015 11:04:42

heyeaglefn wrote:Can his bones handle that extra muscle?

i thought that's why he got the 2nd surgery. He outgrew his body. He's just a manchild, still filling out

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Re: Joel Embiid

Postby Youseff » Sat Dec 12, 2015 13:30:09

my favorite Sixer.
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Re: Joel Embiid

Postby PrattRules » Sat Dec 12, 2015 15:28:43

Why isn't there a website with every NBA player's squat and bench press numbers?
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Re: Joel Embiid

Postby Youseff » Sat Dec 12, 2015 17:15:32

Embiid strikes me as a guy that gets the value of a working your full posterior chain via deadlifts
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Re: Joel Embiid

Postby Napalm » Sat Dec 12, 2015 17:48:13

deadlifts probably arent good on the foot. looks like pullups, situps, and tons of fifa

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Re: Joel Embiid

Postby Woody » Sat Dec 12, 2015 17:51:11

I think him and Okafor could take down ISIS

but I can tell Joel's a lover, not a fighter
you sure do seem to have a lot of time on your hands to be on this forum? Do you have a job? Are you a shut-in?

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Re: Joel Embiid

Postby BigEd76 » Sat Dec 12, 2015 18:24:10

Gonna be so awesome watching 7'4" 280 doing dunks between the legs and shooting threes

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Re: Joel Embiid

Postby Grotewold » Sat Dec 12, 2015 18:25:32

Fuck it, I'm all in

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Re: Joel Embiid

Postby Soren » Sat Dec 12, 2015 18:51:04

Don't do this to me
Olivia Meadows, your "emotional poltergeist"

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Re: Joel Embiid

Postby td11 » Sat Dec 12, 2015 18:52:21

Gimpy wrote:Posted this in the Sixers thread, but I'm putting it here too. I considered posting it in every thread ever.

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holy shit

he looks like a stretched out version of prime dwight howard but without losing any of the shoulder/chest width
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Re: Joel Embiid

Postby Doll Is Mine » Sat Dec 12, 2015 18:57:36

And no shoulder hair.

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Re: Joel Embiid

Postby Grotewold » Sat Dec 12, 2015 19:32:11

Those are the shoulders that will carry my son, and the
the city

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Re: Joel Embiid

Postby gr » Sun Dec 13, 2015 00:21:22

Dude will have a regular feature on Sportcenter book it.
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Re: Joel Embiid

Postby WilliamC » Sun Dec 13, 2015 00:34:46

td11 wrote:
Gimpy wrote:Posted this in the Sixers thread, but I'm putting it here too. I considered posting it in every thread ever.

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holy #$!&@

he looks like a stretched out version of prime dwight howard but without losing any of the shoulder/chest width


:shock: :shock: :shock:

Rihanna should have went for him when he made his move.
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Re: Joel Embiid

Postby td11 » Sun Dec 13, 2015 00:37:37

That Karl Malone and David Robinson build
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