Bill McNeal wrote:So far, kittens are adorable and fun. They are 4 months old and we "rescued" them from a kill shelter in NC. They are liter box trained (awesome, we showed them the box and they both hit it within an hour of being home).

Both are female, one is insane and a lot of fun and the other is a Maine Coon mix and just stares at the kids in a disapproving manner. So far it's all fun

Just wait till they start getting curious and want to explore. Keep your toilet lid closed.

why didn't any of you tell me i'd need a chemistry degree to own a hot tub

I did a morning Walmart run to pick up a few things because that is the only time I can stand going there. Completely forgot that Dale Earnhardt Jr is going to be there today visiting and the place is basically like Woodstock even now. Sort of funny though.

so many new emojis in the latest android update. sick

We can probably stop saying "flat-screen"

statistically at least a few of you spit your gum into the urinals and pluck & leave your pubes there too for some reason. so, uhh, what the fuck is your problem??

Grotewold wrote:We can probably stop saying "flat-screen"

if curved tvs take off its still a useful distinction

Youseff wrote:statistically at least a few of you spit your gum into the urinals and pluck & leave your pubes there too for some reason. so, uhh, what the fuck is your problem??

At least pubes could possibly be passive and get washed down. People who spit gum in urinals are monsters who should be euthanized. We had a serial gum spitter at my last company and I think I know who it was since it stopped completely when he left (correlation/causation be damned) and still, I will never speak to him again.

Youseff wrote:

Grotewold wrote:We can probably stop saying "flat-screen"

if curved tvs take off its still a useful distinction

and besides that, it's usually used incorrectly anyway. People say "flat screen" to imply "flat panel", when in fact the later (final?) generation of tube TV's had flat screens and were touted as "flat screen".

JUburton wrote:

Youseff wrote:statistically at least a few of you spit your gum into the urinals and pluck & leave your pubes there too for some reason. so, uhh, what the fuck is your problem??

At least pubes could possibly be passive and get washed down. People who spit gum in urinals are monsters who should be euthanized. We had a serial gum spitter at my last company and I think I know who it was since it stopped completely when he left (correlation/causation be damned) and still, I will never speak to him again.

I've been to a lot of bathrooms across this great nation, and one thing many have in common is pubes atop the urinal itself. it's as if they're purposefully placed there (perhaps as a subversive act of a radical group of some sort?).

Lol

it's the gideons

they're about pubes and bibles

I think ISIS puts pubes on top of toilet seats.

That's a good point about the pubes. I was thinking you were just talking about in the urinal itself, but there is always a stray pube up at the top near the flusher. Why? Are people pulling one out and leaving it for the next person like a geocache or is it just a traveler on the hand when it goes up to flush.
I'd like to add another disgusting public bathroom thing. Boogers. Who picks their nose at a urinal and wipes it on the wall? And even worse imo, who picks their nose in a stall and wipes it on the wall there is fucking toilet paper by your right hand, just grab some you dirty mother fucker.

the upper whisker

mine gently fall out sometimes onto the urinal. I'M SOOOOOO SORRY

pubes or boogers?

pugers. it's when you snot into your bush, it gets stuck on your underwear, and a little clump gets left on the urinal

Cmon