Random threts, what do they post? Do they post things?

Re: Random threts, what do they post? Do they post things?

Unread postby Slowhand » Thu Jul 21, 2016 13:03:21

Few years ago I went to take the trash out at night at my apartment. Opened the compactor door and a big raccoon is sitting on the other side and jumps out. Scared the shit out of me. Never took the trash out at night again after that.
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Re: Random threts, what do they post? Do they post things?

Unread postby WheelsFellOff » Thu Jul 21, 2016 13:15:38

I don't have raccoon problems. Bunnies seem to be a little out of control this year, but I can't honestly say I feel threatened.
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Re: Random threts, what do they post? Do they post things?

Unread postby smitty » Thu Jul 21, 2016 13:18:23

Had a stray momma cat give birth to a litter of kittens on my back deck a few years ago. Heard a thumping sound on the deck ant there was a Racoon sniffing around. Chased it off the deck with a broom. Sumbitch went into the corner of the yard and stood there looking like a thug. I built a kewl fort for the kitties to live in. It was Racoon proof.

Story ended well. Kittens were all adopted out. Got momma cat fixed and found a no kill shelter for her. Hope she found a good home.
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Re: Random threts, what do they post? Do they post things?

Unread postby Slowhand » Thu Jul 21, 2016 13:19:04

WheelsFellOff wrote:I don't have raccoon problems. Bunnies seem to be a little out of control this year, but I can't honestly say I feel threatened.


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Re: Random threts, what do they post? Do they post things?

Unread postby smitty » Thu Jul 21, 2016 13:20:35

On the back deck, chillin and listening to Devo. D, E, V, O.

And SK, thanks for the beeuuutiful day.
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Re: Random threts, what do they post? Do they post things?

Unread postby Soren » Thu Jul 21, 2016 13:31:48

smitty wrote:On the back deck, chillin and listening to Devo. D, E, V, O.

And SK, thanks for the beeuuutiful day.


Devo seems like a good choice considering the state of things
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Re: Random threts, what do they post? Do they post things?

Unread postby Soren » Thu Jul 21, 2016 13:31:55

Olivia Meadows, your "emotional poltergeist"

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Re: Random threts, what do they post? Do they post things?

Unread postby WilliamC » Thu Jul 21, 2016 13:41:18

smitty wrote:Had a stray momma cat give birth to a litter of kittens on my back deck a few years ago. Heard a thumping sound on the deck ant there was a Racoon sniffing around. Chased it off the deck with a broom. Sumbitch went into the corner of the yard and stood there looking like a thug. I built a kewl fort for the kitties to live in. It was Racoon proof.

Story ended well. Kittens were all adopted out. Got momma cat fixed and found a no kill shelter for her. Hope she found a good home.


Thought that story wasn't going to have happy ending at first. Thankfully you lived to tell the story.

Another of nature's biggest dickheads are apparently cardinals. Had a nest of baby killdeer right outside of the porch(they are morons for not finding better spots) but came home one day and there was a couple of of cardinals in the nesting massacring it. It was actually pretty sickening.
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Re: Random threts, what do they post? Do they post things?

Unread postby smitty » Thu Jul 21, 2016 14:00:53

Now listening to U2.
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Re: Random threts, what do they post? Do they post things?

Unread postby mickbayne » Thu Jul 21, 2016 14:06:45

jamiethekiller wrote:website just says show the app. so i'm guessing no?

Also says availability is limited so the free ones are probably gone by now anyway
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Re: Random threts, what do they post? Do they post things?

Unread postby smitty » Thu Jul 21, 2016 15:05:27

smitty wrote:Now listening to U2.


It's time for Muddy Waters.

Got a black cat bone and a mojo too.

I got the Johnny Concharoo.
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Re: Random threts, what do they post? Do they post things?

Unread postby Slowhand » Thu Jul 21, 2016 15:13:17

*John the Conqueror root
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Re: Random threts, what do they post? Do they post things?

Unread postby phatj » Thu Jul 21, 2016 15:58:55

Received an email today from "Email User", with subject line "/ - Congrats - you won" and an attachment entitled "ca".

Seems legit right?
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Re: Random threts, what do they post? Do they post things?

Unread postby Houshphandzadeh » Thu Jul 21, 2016 16:02:45

what's in the attachment?

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Re: Random threts, what do they post? Do they post things?

Unread postby phatj » Thu Jul 21, 2016 16:11:09

Despair
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Re: Random threts, what do they post? Do they post things?

Unread postby WheelsFellOff » Thu Jul 21, 2016 16:11:44

pair of what?
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Re: Random threts, what do they post? Do they post things?

Unread postby SK790 » Thu Jul 21, 2016 17:38:52

I made nearly $400 in the last 2 days at the food cart. 8.5-9 total hours worked. Might need to change careers.
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Re: Random threts, what do they post? Do they post things?

Unread postby smitty » Thu Jul 21, 2016 17:48:08

Slowhand wrote:*John the Conqueror root


And you need those:

http://www.luckymojo.com/johntheconqueror.html
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Re: Random threts, what do they post? Do they post things?

Unread postby smitty » Thu Jul 21, 2016 17:52:12

SK790 wrote:I made nearly $400 in the last 2 days at the food cart. 8.5-9 total hours worked. Might need to change careers.


Food carts are pretty seasonal. But you're a weather man so you can make the weather real good for food carts. $40.00 an hour is not bad. Buy some Wal Mart stock.
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Re: Random threts, what do they post? Do they post things?

Unread postby SK790 » Thu Jul 21, 2016 18:15:54

I'm going to buy some Fremont Brewing stock (1 6 pack worth in fucking cans)
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