Make America RANDOM Again!

Re: Make America RANDOM Again!

Unread postby 702 » Mon May 23, 2016 21:18:20

td11 wrote:
702 wrote:Accidentally send her a dick pic

Any update on whether cal found it first, tho?

I love it when two threads come together

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Re: Make America RANDOM Again!

Unread postby CalvinBall » Mon May 23, 2016 22:20:32

td11 wrote:
702 wrote:Accidentally send her a dick pic

Any update on whether cal found it first, tho?


Ok relax

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Re: Make America RANDOM Again!

Unread postby swishnicholson » Mon May 23, 2016 22:26:35

Like looking for truffles on the forest floor, I imagine.
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Re: Make America RANDOM Again!

Unread postby 1 » Mon May 23, 2016 22:48:51

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Just discovered yesterday (during "graduation") that the boy's pre-K teacher is a goddamn smoke show.
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Re: Make America RANDOM Again!

Unread postby Grotewold » Tue May 24, 2016 00:48:08

Pretty selfish of him not to tell you

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Re: Make America RANDOM Again!

Unread postby pacino » Tue May 24, 2016 08:42:21

thephan wrote:pacino's posting is one of the more important things revealed in weeks.

Calvinball wrote:Pacino was right.

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Re: Make America RANDOM Again!

Unread postby Monkeyboy » Tue May 24, 2016 11:16:26

ReadingPhilly wrote:my birder buddy is in borneo for a few months. got a shot of a rajah scoop owl which is the first time that species has been seen alive there since 1892. he's getting some props in the birder community.


This is cool.
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Re: Make America RANDOM Again!

Unread postby Monkeyboy » Tue May 24, 2016 11:40:32

Monkeyboy wrote:
ReadingPhilly wrote:my birder buddy is in borneo for a few months. got a shot of a rajah scoop owl which is the first time that species has been seen alive there since 1892. he's getting some props in the birder community.


This is cool.



Did he ebird it?
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Re: Make America RANDOM Again!

Unread postby Bill McNeal » Tue May 24, 2016 11:51:06

I think I broke my thumb, I fell and tried to brace myself with my right hand and landed funny on it last week. I landed on my pointer and middle finger as well as my thumb and my 2 fingers are getting a lot better but my thumb still hurts a lot and I can't move it certain ways without a lot of pain. It's not very swollen or bruised though. Anyway, what kind of doctor should I go to? Gp or orthopedic?
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Re: Make America RANDOM Again!

Unread postby 1 » Tue May 24, 2016 11:53:17

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Re: Make America RANDOM Again!

Unread postby 702 » Tue May 24, 2016 12:17:35

Rub some dirt on it, tape it up.

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Re: Make America RANDOM Again!

Unread postby azrider » Tue May 24, 2016 12:20:21

PrattRules wrote:
702 wrote:Anyone ever feel like they're dizzy mid-dump from plastering the bowl and need to lay on the floor to recoup?


bury me

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Re: Make America RANDOM Again!

Unread postby JUburton » Tue May 24, 2016 12:24:08

Bill McNeal wrote:I think I broke my thumb, I fell and tried to brace myself with my right hand and landed funny on it last week. I landed on my pointer and middle finger as well as my thumb and my 2 fingers are getting a lot better but my thumb still hurts a lot and I can't move it certain ways without a lot of pain. It's not very swollen or bruised though. Anyway, what kind of doctor should I go to? Gp or orthopedic?
GP since it will cost less and they'll both likely just send you for an x-ray.

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Re: Make America RANDOM Again!

Unread postby Bucky » Tue May 24, 2016 12:27:07

urgent care and you can get the xray right there

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Re: Make America RANDOM Again!

Unread postby z ipper » Tue May 24, 2016 12:30:36

broke my thumb tackling my dog a few moons ago. the physical therapy ended with a 15 minute massage. this broad could work a hand like you wouldn't believe.

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Re: Make America RANDOM Again!

Unread postby The Crimson Cyclone » Tue May 24, 2016 12:47:04

my son's high school is on fire, seems like the kids and staff are safe

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Re: Make America RANDOM Again!

Unread postby BigEd76 » Tue May 24, 2016 12:49:17

At the dentist office today:

Assistant: "You smell good. What is that you're wearing?"
Me: "Montblanc"
Assistant: "Wow, I didn't know the guy from 'Friends' had a cologne..."

FFS

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Re: Make America RANDOM Again!

Unread postby Bucky » Tue May 24, 2016 13:05:45

what's so bad about that, I didn't know it either

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Re: Make America RANDOM Again!

Unread postby td11 » Tue May 24, 2016 13:12:56

BigEd76 wrote:At the dentist office today:

Assistant: "You smell good. What is that you're wearing?"
Me: "Montblanc"
Assistant: "Wow, I didn't know the guy from 'Friends' had a cologne..."

FFS

nice humble brag buddy

which montblanc, tho?
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Re: Make America RANDOM Again!

Unread postby PhillieMooDo » Tue May 24, 2016 13:26:28

Bill McNeal wrote:I think I broke my thumb, I fell and tried to brace myself with my right hand and landed funny on it last week. I landed on my pointer and middle finger as well as my thumb and my 2 fingers are getting a lot better but my thumb still hurts a lot and I can't move it certain ways without a lot of pain. It's not very swollen or bruised though. Anyway, what kind of doctor should I go to? Gp or orthopedic?

Got a tuning fork? Hold it against the bones at the base of your thumb (while vibrating) and if it lights up your pain - you probably have a fracture.

Scaphoid bone has a narrow "neck" that breaks pretty easily, especially when falling onto an outstretched hand.
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