Make America RANDOM Again!

Re: Make America RANDOM Again!

Unread postby TenuredVulture » Fri May 20, 2016 15:28:37

I think I am hearing cows.
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Re: Make America RANDOM Again!

Unread postby WheelsFellOff » Fri May 20, 2016 15:33:18

Can other people hear them, too?
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Re: Make America RANDOM Again!

Unread postby TenuredVulture » Fri May 20, 2016 15:44:39

WheelsFellOff wrote:Can other people hear them, too?

I don't know. I am alone.
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Re: Make America RANDOM Again!

Unread postby WheelsFellOff » Fri May 20, 2016 15:54:26

Your story's not adding up. Are you alone or are you surrounded by cows?

WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO HIDE?
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Re: Make America RANDOM Again!

Unread postby slugsrbad » Fri May 20, 2016 15:58:06

His cows, apparently.
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Re: Make America RANDOM Again!

Unread postby Slowhand » Fri May 20, 2016 17:00:34

TenuredVulture wrote:
WheelsFellOff wrote:Can other people hear them, too?

I don't know. I am alone.


We're all alone.
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Re: Make America RANDOM Again!

Unread postby WheelsFellOff » Fri May 20, 2016 17:01:56

Slowhand wrote:
TenuredVulture wrote:
WheelsFellOff wrote:Can other people hear them, too?

I don't know. I am alone.


We're all alone.

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Re: Make America RANDOM Again!

Unread postby jerseyhoya » Fri May 20, 2016 17:01:57

And to dust you shall return

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Re: Make America RANDOM Again!

Unread postby ReadingPhilly » Fri May 20, 2016 17:30:24

arizona is the new florida
Getting the story is always priority No. 1, but a Phoenix TV reporter seems to have forgotten about No. 2 until it was too late.

Jonathan Lowe, a reporter for KPHO, was arrested Monday afternoon after allegedly defecating on a front lawn near the subject of his story’s home.

The 33-year-old was seen by a neighbor as he picked up papers from the street before leaning against the wall of a house and relieving himself, according to a Goodyear police report obtained by his station.

An officer tasked with the job of tracking Lowe down said the suspect admitted to using the yard as an impromptu latrine.


pretty interesting and all, but then at the end they throw in the story he was working on at the time which is a total WHAT THE FUCK?

Lowe's final piece for his station was an article about the case of Patrick Zane Thompson.

The 58-year-old former Arizona State football player and restaurant owner is accused of “sacrificing” his family’s poodle in a BBQ smoker after becoming upset about his daughter’s t-shirt.

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Re: Make America RANDOM Again!

Unread postby azrider » Sat May 21, 2016 03:24:04

ReadingPhilly wrote:arizona is the new florida
Getting the story is always priority No. 1, but a Phoenix TV reporter seems to have forgotten about No. 2 until it was too late.

Jonathan Lowe, a reporter for KPHO, was arrested Monday afternoon after allegedly defecating on a front lawn near the subject of his story’s home.

The 33-year-old was seen by a neighbor as he picked up papers from the street before leaning against the wall of a house and relieving himself, according to a Goodyear police report obtained by his station.

An officer tasked with the job of tracking Lowe down said the suspect admitted to using the yard as an impromptu latrine.


pretty interesting and all, but then at the end they throw in the story he was working on at the time which is a total WHAT THE #$!&@?

Lowe's final piece for his station was an article about the case of Patrick Zane Thompson.

The 58-year-old former Arizona State football player and restaurant owner is accused of “sacrificing” his family’s poodle in a BBQ smoker after becoming upset about his daughter’s t-shirt.


The guy actually makes some mean ass pulled pork, and apparently maybe dog sandwiches. I had some of his at an arts festival in Prescott last summer. The defecator is some hard core lefty just trying to fertilize the soil for future generations. Never met him, but I assume his intentions were good.

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Re: Make America RANDOM Again!

Unread postby drsmooth » Sat May 21, 2016 08:40:20

WheelsFellOff wrote:Your story's not adding up. Are you alone or are you surrounded by cows?

WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO HIDE?


hide? HIDE! the cow's outside!
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Re: Make America RANDOM Again!

Unread postby drsmooth » Sat May 21, 2016 08:43:47

azrider wrote:The guy actually makes some mean ass pulled pork, and apparently maybe dog sandwiches. I had some of his at an arts festival in Prescott last summer. The defecator is some hard core lefty just trying to fertilize the soil for future generations. Never met him, but I assume his intentions were good.


AZ, gotta admit, was imagining your connections to one or the other of them had more story than that
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Re: Make America RANDOM Again!

Unread postby td11 » Sat May 21, 2016 11:58:42

ReadingPhilly wrote:arizona is the new florida
Getting the story is always priority No. 1, but a Phoenix TV reporter seems to have forgotten about No. 2 until it was too late.

Jonathan Lowe, a reporter for KPHO, was arrested Monday afternoon after allegedly defecating on a front lawn near the subject of his story’s home.

The 33-year-old was seen by a neighbor as he picked up papers from the street before leaning against the wall of a house and relieving himself, according to a Goodyear police report obtained by his station.

An officer tasked with the job of tracking Lowe down said the suspect admitted to using the yard as an impromptu latrine.


pretty interesting and all, but then at the end they throw in the story he was working on at the time which is a total WHAT THE FUCK?

Lowe's final piece for his station was an article about the case of Patrick Zane Thompson.

The 58-year-old former Arizona State football player and restaurant owner is accused of “sacrificing” his family’s poodle in a BBQ smoker after becoming upset about his daughter’s t-shirt.


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Re: Make America RANDOM Again!

Unread postby Phan In Phlorida » Sat May 21, 2016 16:05:47

WheelsFellOff wrote:Your story's not adding up. Are you alone or are you surrounded by cows?

WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO HIDE?

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Re: Make America RANDOM Again!

Unread postby azrider » Sat May 21, 2016 17:36:48

Damn it... have to go find the car.

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Re: Make America RANDOM Again!

Unread postby momadance » Sat May 21, 2016 17:43:23

Some asshole got my debit card info. Made a purchase this morning for 64 cents then tried one a few mins later for $250 at a pharmacy in NY and my bank told them to gtfo. Glad the bank caught it immediately and declined their purchase. Sucks not having access to my cash until a new card arrives. Fucking savages.

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Re: Make America RANDOM Again!

Unread postby 702 » Sat May 21, 2016 18:15:34

Going to a party tonight that's having a catered taco cart guy in their backyard lol I mean come on.... so ready.

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Re: Make America RANDOM Again!

Unread postby Ace Rothstein » Sat May 21, 2016 18:28:29

At a wedding where the best man is shitfaced and just fell into the setting during the ceremony

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Re: Make America RANDOM Again!

Unread postby Ace Rothstein » Sat May 21, 2016 18:39:22

At a wedding where the best man is shitfaced and just fell into the setting during the ceremony

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Re: Make America RANDOM Again!

Unread postby philliesr98 » Sat May 21, 2016 18:48:21

702 wrote:Going to a party tonight that's having a catered taco cart guy in their backyard lol I mean come on.... so ready.


Fuck that shit up.
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