Make America RANDOM Again!

Re: Make America RANDOM Again!

Unread postby Phred » Tue May 24, 2016 15:08:50

702 wrote:Anyone ever feel like they're dizzy mid-dump from plastering the bowl and need to lay on the floor to recoup?


I lay on the floor to wipe.
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Re: Make America RANDOM Again!

Unread postby Soren » Tue May 24, 2016 15:10:28

WheelsFellOff wrote:If you're having a graduation party you could send her an invite, maybe? But yeah, still feels spiteful unless mutual friends are in attendance.


Yea she took all our mutual friends. Think she would be happy to see my mom though.
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Re: Make America RANDOM Again!

Unread postby TenuredVulture » Tue May 24, 2016 15:16:06

pacino wrote:none of these buildings would've been built in Manhattan if it had today's zoning rules
bit of a misnomer because the zoning rules are in place due to this density, but still interesting


So in a city with an acute shortage of affordable housing, you can't build a building if it's "too tall" or has "too many apartments". Makes sense. If you're Trump.
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Re: Make America RANDOM Again!

Unread postby Slowhand » Tue May 24, 2016 16:34:19

PhillieMooDo wrote:
Bill McNeal wrote:I think I broke my thumb, I fell and tried to brace myself with my right hand and landed funny on it last week. I landed on my pointer and middle finger as well as my thumb and my 2 fingers are getting a lot better but my thumb still hurts a lot and I can't move it certain ways without a lot of pain. It's not very swollen or bruised though. Anyway, what kind of doctor should I go to? Gp or orthopedic?

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Re: Make America RANDOM Again!

Unread postby Slowhand » Tue May 24, 2016 16:35:44

Guess I was a little late on that joke, eh?

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Re: Make America RANDOM Again!

Unread postby WheelsFellOff » Tue May 24, 2016 16:52:28

TenuredVulture wrote:
pacino wrote:none of these buildings would've been built in Manhattan if it had today's zoning rules
bit of a misnomer because the zoning rules are in place due to this density, but still interesting


So in a city with an acute shortage of affordable housing, you can't build a building if it's "too tall" or has "too many apartments". Makes sense. If you're Trump.

What are you talking about? How is that a Trump thing? Building height restrictions and number of apartments (more likely apartments that don't meet minimum square footage requirements under the IBC) came in as quality of life changes to keep some amount of natural light and to combat slumlord practices.
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Re: Make America RANDOM Again!

Unread postby td11 » Tue May 24, 2016 17:03:45

Phred wrote:
702 wrote:Anyone ever feel like they're dizzy mid-dump from plastering the bowl and need to lay on the floor to recoup?


I lay on the floor to wipe.

Good post
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Re: Make America RANDOM Again!

Unread postby 1 » Tue May 24, 2016 17:26:16

Bucky wrote:i have several

sadly no theremin though (yet, that is)

I have a theremin!
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Re: Make America RANDOM Again!

Unread postby drsmooth » Tue May 24, 2016 17:30:14

1 wrote:
Bucky wrote:i have several

sadly no theremin though (yet, that is)

I have a theremin!


hold it against the bones at the base of your thumb

or vice versa

either way
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Re: Make America RANDOM Again!

Unread postby drsmooth » Tue May 24, 2016 17:35:15



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Re: Make America RANDOM Again!

Unread postby Bill McNeal » Tue May 24, 2016 18:07:34

I don't have a theremin or a tuning fork. Guess I'll just get an x-ray
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Re: Make America RANDOM Again!

Unread postby Slowhand » Tue May 24, 2016 18:21:49

Download a digital tuner on your phone. Maybe that'll work.
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Re: Make America RANDOM Again!

Unread postby Doll Is Mine » Tue May 24, 2016 18:33:37

So I'm a little depressed today.

Something happened at work that really upset me in a way that nothing has in a long time. I work for a non-profit and part of my job is to speak to people about donating money for special events, typically our biggest which are our Walk and Bike events.

Today I spoke with several donors and all of them were nothing but generous, which is pretty much the norm. Now I don't call new people and ask for money. These are people who have already donated for a event or sponsored a Walk or Bike participant so I call to basically thank them for their donation and ask them if they'd be willing to help convince others to donate or register for the event with a fee.

Anyway, after I was done with my calls, my supervisor approached me and informed me that one of those callers was being removed from our member list and will not be allowed to donate to or participate in future events. When I asked why, my supervisor told me in confidence that this member called our Chapter President and asked that I not be the one calling him for donations because of my gayness. Apparently I sounded gay on the phone and he didn't feel comfortable talking to me.

I was absolutely stunned and honestly, I feel numb.

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Re: Make America RANDOM Again!

Unread postby Napalm » Tue May 24, 2016 18:39:23

damn, sorry DiM. that donor sounds like a real asshole and at least you can take solace in the fact that your supervisor had your back and took action. you got some tough skin though, say whatever to the ignorant

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Re: Make America RANDOM Again!

Unread postby td11 » Tue May 24, 2016 18:42:18

Doll Is Mine wrote:So I'm a little depressed today.

Something happened at work that really upset me in a way that nothing has in a long time. I work for a non-profit and part of my job is to speak to people about donating money for special events, typically our biggest which are our Walk and Bike events.

Today I spoke with several donors and all of them were nothing but generous, which is pretty much the norm. Now I don't call new people and ask for money. These are people who have already donated for a event or sponsored a Walk or Bike participant so I call to basically thank them for their donation and ask them if they'd be willing to help convince others to donate or register for the event with a fee.

Anyway, after I was done with my calls, my supervisor approached me and informed me that one of those callers was being removed from our member list and will not be allowed to donate to or participate in future events. When I asked why, my supervisor told me in confidence that this member called our Chapter President and asked that I not be the one calling him for donations because of my gayness. Apparently I sounded gay on the phone and he didn't feel comfortable talking to me.

I was absolutely stunned and honestly, I feel numb.

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Re: Make America RANDOM Again!

Unread postby Grotewold » Tue May 24, 2016 18:50:29

Napalm wrote:damn, sorry DiM. that donor sounds like a real asshole and at least you can take solace in the fact that your supervisor had your back and took action. you got some tough skin though, say whatever to the ignorant

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Re: Make America RANDOM Again!

Unread postby z ipper » Tue May 24, 2016 18:51:56

the numbness is probably some lingering ky jelly

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Re: Make America RANDOM Again!

Unread postby WheelsFellOff » Tue May 24, 2016 19:01:12

Rich dude can get fucked.
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Re: Make America RANDOM Again!

Unread postby The Dude » Tue May 24, 2016 19:04:32

Thursday is the vasectomy so if any of you have some final words for my vas deferens, now is the time. Already had some moving tributes at TheTubes.com
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Re: Make America RANDOM Again!

Unread postby Phan In Phlorida » Tue May 24, 2016 19:19:27

Doll Is Mine wrote:Anyway, after I was done with my calls, my supervisor approached me and informed me that one of those callers was being removed from our member list and will not be allowed to donate to or participate in future events. When I asked why, my supervisor told me in confidence that this member called our Chapter President and asked that I not be the one calling him for donations because of my gayness. Apparently I sounded gay on the phone and he didn't feel comfortable talking to me.

STOP OFFERING SEXUAL FAVORS FOR DONATIONS :!: :idea: :spam:
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