The other night I drunkenly misplaced my men's-carry-all, which included all my essentials: dirty socks, my paycheck, bottle openers, a bag of grass, condoms, antacid, tylenol, you name it. So now there's someone out there who knows how much I make, knows I smoke dope, and thinks I use condoms.

Where's the last place you remember having your purse?

it's European!

Flyers have tonight and a game vs. Nashville at home in November. If they don't win, no Philly team will win at home in November (Sixers and Eagles are done here for the month). I can't imagine that's ever been done before in a 3 sport city. That said, I think they're at least 65% to win one of those games.

we have four sports and soccer!

i messed up my back

CalvinBall wrote:we have four sports and soccer!

well soccer doesnt count and the phillies are (unfortunately ) not playing in November.

Ramon Gris wrote:The other night I drunkenly misplaced my men's-carry-all, which included all my essentials: dirty socks, my paycheck, bottle openers, a bag of grass, condoms, antacid, tylenol, you name it. So now there's someone out there who knows how much I make, knows I smoke dope, and thinks I use condoms.

Hope that teaches you a lesson. Your chances of drunkenly misplacing your pants with all that stuff in them are at least 10% less.

just held an interview with a guy (Iraqi refugee) who just got hired by a temp agency that works with Amazon. It's called ISS temp and his accent made it sound like ISIS. LOL

That probably won't cause any problems for him

Walked outside this morning and it was 52 degrees. Shiver me timbers!

Ramon Gris wrote:The other night I drunkenly misplaced my men's-carry-all, which included all my essentials: dirty socks, my paycheck, bottle openers, a bag of grass, condoms, antacid, tylenol, you name it. So now there's someone out there who knows how much I make, knows I smoke dope, and thinks I use condoms.

Dirty socks are essentials?

That's what the man said.

The Dude wrote:i messed up my back

Shit man, what happened?

my neck hurts after i felt a pull while doing a pullup the other day. will have to take some muscle relaxers

Y'all are gettin old

Slowhand wrote:Y'all are gettin old

crushing pizza is a young mans game, until the pizza comes back to crush you.

I don't exercise because it makes me tired. Now people are dropping from injuries. Exercise is just no damn good.

Obviously they didn't do the stretching that Thacker recommends

I ran sprints yesterday to prepare for football on Friday. My hamstrings and hips are on fire today.