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Re: random, ar hap, aleatorio, zufällig, aléatoire, ewekansi

Postby Doll Is Mine » Mon Oct 19, 2015 18:51:16

My friends (all of whom are gay) and our #### hags are going to a Halloween party. One of them likes to have sex with me occasionally. I'm not sure why though. She says it's because having sex with gay guys is better than with straight guys but I'm not sure I believe her.

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Re: random, ar hap, aleatorio, zufällig, aléatoire, ewekansi

Postby td11 » Mon Oct 19, 2015 19:02:44

Is it a struggle to stay hard for your dick
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Re: random, ar hap, aleatorio, zufällig, aléatoire, ewekansi

Postby Doll Is Mine » Mon Oct 19, 2015 19:05:22

Sometimes. I'm a bottom usually so I'm out of my comfort zone here.

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Re: random, ar hap, aleatorio, zufällig, aléatoire, ewekansi

Postby Soren » Mon Oct 19, 2015 19:15:10

td11 wrote:Is it a struggle to stay hard for your dick

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Re: random, ar hap, aleatorio, zufällig, aléatoire, ewekansi

Postby td11 » Mon Oct 19, 2015 19:18:33

Doll Is Mine wrote:Sometimes. I'm a bottom usually so I'm out of my comfort zone here.

Good on you for helping her out tho. Give em hell champ
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Re: random, ar hap, aleatorio, zufällig, aléatoire, ewekansi

Postby 1 » Mon Oct 19, 2015 19:29:57

Really regretting this impulse purchase of a case of NYF root beer.
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Re: random, ar hap, aleatorio, zufällig, aléatoire, ewekansi

Postby Bill McNeal » Mon Oct 19, 2015 19:51:29

I'm Dumb
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Re: random, ar hap, aleatorio, zufällig, aléatoire, ewekansi

Postby Bill McNeal » Mon Oct 19, 2015 19:53:02

Oh nm, not your fathers. Wasn't tracking, but yeah, I had a six pack of that and was pretty underwhelmed. It's not BAD but it's not nearly good enough for what they charge for it or to buy a case.
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Re: random, ar hap, aleatorio, zufällig, aléatoire, ewekansi

Postby 1 » Mon Oct 19, 2015 19:55:22

Had a bunch in Chicago this summer. Thought it would be a sure thing to get my wife drunk on the reg. It's just too filling to enjoy more than one.
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Re: random, ar hap, aleatorio, zufällig, aléatoire, ewekansi

Postby Bill McNeal » Mon Oct 19, 2015 20:00:00

Yeah, it is filling and it kind of just starts to have kind of a cheap beer taste to it after a little bit.

Have you tried mikes hard lemonade? My wife likes those, thet have all different flavors and they are pretty good actually. Really drinkable. She also love tequila shots, so that's cool for me too.
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Re: random, ar hap, aleatorio, zufällig, aléatoire, ewekansi

Postby Soren » Mon Oct 19, 2015 20:00:30

My wife enjoys craft beer and tequila
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Re: random, ar hap, aleatorio, zufällig, aléatoire, ewekansi

Postby 1 » Mon Oct 19, 2015 20:07:22

Amaretto sours and rum and cokes over here

She used to drink Mike's her twenties. Not sure she still likes it.
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Re: random, ar hap, aleatorio, zufällig, aléatoire, ewekansi

Postby slugsrbad » Mon Oct 19, 2015 20:22:18

Pop your collar and hide Smirnoff Ices around the house.
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Re: random, ar hap, aleatorio, zufällig, aléatoire, ewekansi

Postby PrattRules » Mon Oct 19, 2015 20:42:26

Doll Is Mine wrote:My friends (all of whom are gay) and our #### hags are going to a Halloween party. One of them likes to have sex with me occasionally. I'm not sure why though. She says it's because having sex with gay guys is better than with straight guys but I'm not sure I believe her.


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Re: random, ar hap, aleatorio, zufällig, aléatoire, ewekansi

Postby TenuredVulture » Mon Oct 19, 2015 22:52:18

Doll Is Mine wrote:My friends (all of whom are gay) and our #### hags are going to a Halloween party. One of them likes to have sex with me occasionally. I'm not sure why though. She says it's because having sex with gay guys is better than with straight guys but I'm not sure I believe her.

Don't you agree though?
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Re: random, ar hap, aleatorio, zufällig, aléatoire, ewekansi

Postby Soren » Tue Oct 20, 2015 08:34:58

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Re: random, ar hap, aleatorio, zufällig, aléatoire, ewekansi

Postby pacino » Tue Oct 20, 2015 08:39:39

DIM seems like a real pal
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Re: random, ar hap, aleatorio, zufällig, aléatoire, ewekansi

Postby Grotewold » Tue Oct 20, 2015 08:59:48

Got the house to myself the next three nights. It's gonna be really strange having nothing to do from 5-7pm (when my son eats dinner and goes to bed)

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Re: random, ar hap, aleatorio, zufällig, aléatoire, ewekansi

Postby pacino » Tue Oct 20, 2015 09:31:43

thephan wrote:pacino's posting is one of the more important things revealed in weeks.

Calvinball wrote:Pacino was right.

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Re: random, ar hap, aleatorio, zufällig, aléatoire, ewekansi

Postby pacino » Tue Oct 20, 2015 09:46:32

this is one sad, crazy story about people who die and aren't found for days/weeks and have no next of kin in NYC. Seriously a recommended reading.
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