good to hear, TV; my wife's family has lots of family history with colon problems so I was really worried when she went under for a colonoscopy last year. it turned out ok.

Yeah, my dads family has a really bad history of colon cancer, both of my grandparents died from it (or complications of it). My father has had polyps every time he's gone for one and now he's gotta get them annually. The doctors have recommended that my brother and I start getting them. I had my first one last year at 34, thankfully I didn't have anything, been trying to get my brother to go get one but he hasn't yet. Don't fuck around with colon cancer man.

The weird thing is I don't really have any family history. The best thing about all this is I get praised for farting.

Some girl in the table behind me I really trying to sell the movie "Aloha" to her friends. Part of it apparently "stars that guy from The Office who is married to that girl."

Awww fuck. ... I got all sorts of crazy shit going on and I thought it would be cool to pick up some.crazy random chick. I went to the bathroom and couldn't find my sick. Well that's not happening so I'll probably just stay the course and get black out drunk instead

Well it's time to see if some expired cigars stil got some punch left,l

Well it's time to see if some expired cigars stil got some punch left,l

Well it's time to see if some expired cigars stil got some punch left,l

pacino wrote:

Couldn't even splurge for regular sized muffins. The terrorists really have won.

pacino wrote:

Wish I'd seen this yesterday morning, I would have made it my profile photo

TenuredVulture wrote:Soooo....
A month ago I had a colonoscopy. They found a big polyp. I had it removed pn wednesday and it's benign. So with any luck I'll go home from the hospital tomorrow . Also I hate jello.

quite the range of emotion while reading this 5 sentence disclosure.

glad you're going to be okay!

azrider wrote:Awww fuck. ... I got all sorts of crazy shit going on and I thought it would be cool to pick up some.crazy random chick. I went to the bathroom and couldn't find my sick. Well that's not happening so I'll probably just stay the course and get black out drunk instead

the fuck?

I thought he meant condoms but I also think the insane girl might have chopped his dick off or something

Hit the corner of my metal bed frame with my pinky toe. I need to be medevac our my house.

Car won't start. Darn cars

I feel fine but I've got one more day on the hospital.

Any hot nurses?

Also, glad you're OK

glad everything turned out OK TV! I saw someone say something on FB about you being sick, but I figured it was just a coworker and you wanted a free day off

oh, and any hot nurses??

Slowhand wrote:Any hot nurses?

No. Its not like the movies at all.