That bird does a good D-Lo impression.

Ummm .... I think that bus is missing a driver .... Pip

90% of my facebook statuses over the past year are about Phillies getting traded

I'd be open to trying steroids, testosterone or HGH.

Youseff wrote:I'd be open to trying steroids, testosterone or HGH.

on what charges

buff triceps

that 3 second moment immediately after you drive by a cop you didn't see going 10-15 mph over the speed limit

The Savior wrote:that 3 second moment immediately after you drive by a cop you didn't see going 10-15 mph over the speed limit

Balls in stomach

Having a cat somehow makes an empty apartment seem more empty.

Here's a link to a compilation video of news anchors saying deez nuts over and over and over. It's pretty great. You should watch it a few times

http://screengrabber.deadspin.com/deez- ... 1725347351

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The Savior wrote:that 3 second moment immediately after you drive by a cop you didn't see going 10-15 mph over the speed limit

Balls in stomach

Yup. Also hate when you've done nothing wrong and have no reason to be nervous but suddenly there's one directly behind you for a minute or two and you have to watch the speedometer like a hawk

guy here at work is going nuts over the chili someone brought in saying he's about to throw up, it's too hot, etc

i take a bowl full and it's hot but nothing special. wonder how he'd do at a chili festival

I couldn't remember the name of the agent played by Tom Cruise in Jerry Maguire, so I just looked it up.

So you're going to make us look it up as well?

Isn't it Jerry Maguire?

ffs