predictable? no actually random thoughts

Re: predictable? no actually random thoughts

Postby Soren » Fri Aug 21, 2015 07:56:57

took a dump that was football sized just now. I always knew I could be something special
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Re: predictable? no actually random thoughts

Postby JUburton » Fri Aug 21, 2015 08:02:25

pics or it didnt happen

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Re: predictable? no actually random thoughts

Postby WheelsFellOff » Fri Aug 21, 2015 08:22:40

I still like the Maroon 5 songs I used to like. Granted, I think all of those came out before 2005. Maaaaaaybe Moves Like Jagger.
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Re: predictable? no actually random thoughts

Postby JUburton » Fri Aug 21, 2015 08:47:20

TAL this week - 'haha wasn't that OJ simpson reality tv show totally fucking weird?' -> 'my 12 year old daughter with down syndrome asked me if she would have down syndrome when she grew up and i told her 'yes' and she said she doesn't want to have down syndrome when she grows up'

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Re: predictable? no actually random thoughts

Postby Bill McNeal » Fri Aug 21, 2015 09:42:53

WheelsFellOff wrote:I still like the Maroon 5 songs I used to like. Granted, I think all of those came out before 2005. Maaaaaaybe Moves Like Jagger.


Yeah, I liked the first album, I wouldn't change the radio for moves like jagger, but I'm not putting it on a playlist or anything. All the rest is bad and you should feel bad if you like it
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Re: predictable? no actually random thoughts

Postby The Dude » Fri Aug 21, 2015 09:44:03

my brother just text me, asked me if i got into an accident. he said someone called and told him his brother got into an accident with his cousin, and when i asked for insurance they pulled a pistol

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Re: predictable? no actually random thoughts

Postby WheelsFellOff » Fri Aug 21, 2015 09:45:21

Fuck that. Like whatever you like. Just don't get indignant if everyone around you asks for you to turn it down because they really don't feel like listening to it.
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Re: predictable? no actually random thoughts

Postby CalvinBall » Fri Aug 21, 2015 09:49:41

The Dude wrote:my brother just text me, asked me if i got into an accident. he said someone called and told him his brother got into an accident with his cousin, and when i asked for insurance they pulled a pistol

https://www.facebook.com/TOSPSB/posts/468452026652478


what?

whats the scam? what are the people on the phone asking for

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Re: predictable? no actually random thoughts

Postby The Dude » Fri Aug 21, 2015 09:50:59

they ask for money saying i need it to get the car fixed or something. so bizarre
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Re: predictable? no actually random thoughts

Postby Bill McNeal » Fri Aug 21, 2015 10:25:48

WheelsFellOff wrote:Fuck that. Like whatever you like. Just don't get indignant if everyone around you asks for you to turn it down because they really don't feel like listening to it.


I mean, I couldn't name another maroon 5 song other than the ones on the first album and jäger so, I really don't care. I was being overly dramatic. CANT I JUST BE OVERLY DRAMTIC SOMETIEMS WITHOUT YOU TEARING ME DOWN
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Re: predictable? no actually random thoughts

Postby Grotewold » Fri Aug 21, 2015 10:25:50

can't knock the hustle

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Re: predictable? no actually random thoughts

Postby PSUEagle » Fri Aug 21, 2015 10:36:00

I loved Maroon 5 back in the day: Songs About Jane is one of my all time favorite pop albums. It's one of those records that doesn't have a single bad song on it.

As they (Levine) have become more mainstream, their songs seem to lack the passion and urgency of that first recording. More plastic like, if you will.

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Re: predictable? no actually random thoughts

Postby Phred » Fri Aug 21, 2015 10:37:21

I like Sugar.
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Re: predictable? no actually random thoughts

Postby Soren » Fri Aug 21, 2015 10:39:58

gonna buy house
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Re: predictable? no actually random thoughts

Postby drsmooth » Fri Aug 21, 2015 10:41:23

WheelsFellOff wrote:I still like the Maroon 5 songs I used to like. Granted, I think all of those came out before 2005. Maaaaaaybe Moves Like Jagger.


Jagger's well over Medicare-eligibility age

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Re: predictable? no actually random thoughts

Postby swishnicholson » Fri Aug 21, 2015 10:50:41

The Dude wrote:did you just edit?


I made a comment about how much I enjoyed Phred's post about Jerry Maguire, but I thought it came out mean so I just deleted it.
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Re: predictable? no actually random thoughts

Postby mickbayne » Fri Aug 21, 2015 10:53:31

Bucky wrote:pretty sure i dislike maroon 5. is that cool??

They played a concert at EMC World 2012! It was kinda shitty but there was free food and beer so I had a good time.
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Re: predictable? no actually random thoughts

Postby Phred » Fri Aug 21, 2015 11:30:26

swishnicholson wrote:
The Dude wrote:did you just edit?


I made a comment about how much I enjoyed Phred's post about Jerry Maguire, but I thought it came out mean so I just deleted it.


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Re: predictable? no actually random thoughts

Postby Phan In Phlorida » Fri Aug 21, 2015 13:27:15

Soren wrote:took a dump that was football sized just now. I always knew I could be something special

JUburton wrote:pics or it didnt happen


Youseff wrote:must have done something to his butthole because he's been licking it like crazy. he licks it standing up and his nose only reaches about 97% of the way there so the other 3% is his tongue.
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Re: predictable? no actually random thoughts

Postby Phan In Phlorida » Fri Aug 21, 2015 13:27:32

td11 wrote:just saw this consumer complaint:

"caller applied the product to his genital area 4.5 hours ago and has had an erection since that time"

and he's complaining?
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