Kickin' myself for not asking out the girl who cut my hair today. Bah! Guess I gotta wait another 3 weeks or so.

Then I could refer to the girl who cuts my hair as "my girl" like Calvin does!

I think you should use these three weeks to find out some stuff about her. Like if she has a boyfriend. And where she lives. And of course her social media profiles. Leave no stone unturned.

I've already searched social media to no avail. Must be using an alias to avoid creepy haircut stalkers.

she's already rubbing up against another dudes shoulders but if you encounter her again be sure to mention your penis multiple times within the first 5 minutes

Napalm wrote:she's already rubbing up against another dudes shoulders but if you encounter her again be sure to mention your penis multiple times within the first 5 minutes

I think the fact that the gown they put over you was looking like a tent told her everything she needs to know.

Slowhand wrote:Kickin' myself for not asking out the girl who cut my hair today. Bah! Guess I gotta wait another 3 weeks or so.

Better make it 2 weeks; 3 weeks is a "career" in the beautician biz. She may be gone by then

Slowhand wrote:Kickin' myself for not asking out the girl who cut my hair today. Bah! Guess I gotta wait another 3 weeks or so.

I would think asking her out during or just after a haircut might be a bit awkward. Plus, y'know, straight razors.

Is there another time you could do it? Like does she leave work late at night by a back alleyway door?

swishnicholson wrote:
Is there another time you could do it? Like does she leave work late at night by a back alleyway door?

With strategic options like this and frequent penis mentioning, how can Slowhand miss

swishnicholson wrote:

Slowhand wrote:Kickin' myself for not asking out the girl who cut my hair today. Bah! Guess I gotta wait another 3 weeks or so.

I would think asking her out during or just after a haircut might be a bit awkward. Plus, y'know, straight razors.

Is there another time you could do it? Like does she leave work late at night by a back alleyway door?

Definitely wouldn't do it during the cut. Right afterwards I don't think would be too awkward because really, when else would be a better time unless you made a special trip in there. And that could be really awkward. She said she's watching the Bachelorette tonight. That's gotta mean she's single, right? I'll look past the obvious poor taste in TV shows for now. There's a grocery store right next door, maybe I'll head there tonight and "run into" her on her way out. More likely, though, I'll just sit here and forget about it by tomorrow.

Slowhand wrote: She said she's watching the Bachelorette tonight. That's gotta mean she's single, right?

Oh, hell no. You ever hear of a phenomenon known as buyers' remorse?

That was a fantastic police chase

Cat vs. cricket, a battle for the ages

5 million, that's the number

Woody wrote:5 million, that's the number

random things?

Slowhand wrote:I've already searched social media to no avail. Must be using an alias to avoid creepy haircut stalkers.

Find out her middle name. 85% chance it's "Marie"

Yeah, I'ma doing this yesterday:

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you can already get the prescription online for that price, so what's the actual benefit of doing the test online? Seems like you have to wait for an opthalmologist to look at the results, rather than just getting your prescription right away at the office

The Dude wrote:you can already get the prescription online for that price, so what's the actual benefit of doing the test online? Seems like you have to wait for an opthalmologist to look at the results, rather than just getting your prescription right away at the office

{sigh}

"right away at the office"? why do I want to go to an office again?

Anyway, you apparently are ready to enlighten me. There's a 1st time for everything, I guess. Links to other sources, please - Opternative doesn't want my business; I'm evidently too mature for their service.