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Postby Phan In Phlorida » Wed Apr 08, 2015 18:36:07

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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Postby Slowhand » Wed Apr 08, 2015 19:18:20

Phan In Phlorida wrote:
CalvinBall wrote:i think pooping is pretty repulsive.

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If you didn't, then you'd just keep getting larger until you explode.


Apples don't poop
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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Postby Phan In Phlorida » Wed Apr 08, 2015 20:27:09

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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Postby phatj » Wed Apr 08, 2015 21:59:08

Count the spelling/syntax/grammar/punctuation errors.

I get 15.
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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Postby PrattRules » Wed Apr 08, 2015 22:46:35

azrider wrote:Can I hook up with a chick that closes the door when she goes to the bathroom?


She probably wouldn't give you a bumpkin either.
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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Postby Bucky » Wed Apr 08, 2015 22:48:01

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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Postby BigEd76 » Wed Apr 08, 2015 22:56:32

azrider wrote:
TomatoPie wrote:If she is texting you from the crapper, does it matter if the door is open?

Full on conversation with me sitting on the tub watching her wipe



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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Postby CFP » Thu Apr 09, 2015 10:32:24

Haven't been on a plane in almost 12 years. Here goes nothing.

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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Postby Slowhand » Thu Apr 09, 2015 10:36:52

I very rarely go on planes, so when I do I'm always a little nervous that I'll be on the one that crashes. I'm sure you'll be fine though.
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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Postby Werthless » Thu Apr 09, 2015 10:37:47

CFP wrote:Haven't been on a plane in almost 12 years. Here goes nothing.

The ride to the airport is probably more riskier.

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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Postby Slowhand » Thu Apr 09, 2015 10:39:01

Saying a prayer for CFP just in case
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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Postby Wheels Tupay » Thu Apr 09, 2015 10:41:54

I don't know about y'all but I am certainly ready for a beer.
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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Postby Slowhand » Thu Apr 09, 2015 11:36:53

Wheels Tupay wrote:I don't know about y'all but I am certainly ready for a beer.


You, sir, are an alcoholic
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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Postby CFP » Thu Apr 09, 2015 11:52:19

Flight changed. Was going PHL > Charlotte > Phoenix but Charlotte overbooked so now going nonstop to Phoenix and a $200 voucher for changing/cooperating. Winning.

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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Postby Wheels Tupay » Thu Apr 09, 2015 11:54:38

Slowhand wrote:
Wheels Tupay wrote:I don't know about y'all but I am certainly ready for a beer.


You, sir, are an alcoholic



You say that like it is a bad thing.
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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Postby Slowhand » Thu Apr 09, 2015 12:03:53

CFP wrote:Flight changed. Was going PHL > Charlotte > Phoenix but Charlotte overbooked so now going nonstop to Phoenix and a $200 voucher for changing/cooperating. Winning.


Oh boy

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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Thu Apr 09, 2015 12:07:07

man, two alcoholics

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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Postby CalvinBall » Thu Apr 09, 2015 12:09:52

CFP wrote:Flight changed. Was going PHL > Charlotte > Phoenix but Charlotte overbooked so now going nonstop to Phoenix and a $200 voucher for changing/cooperating. Winning.


tell DH i say hey

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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Postby BigEd76 » Thu Apr 09, 2015 12:26:25

CFP wrote:Flight changed. Was going PHL > Charlotte > Phoenix but Charlotte overbooked so now going nonstop to Phoenix and a $200 voucher for changing/cooperating. Winning.


...except for the part where you're sitting on a plane for 5 hours nonstop

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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Postby ReadingPhilly » Thu Apr 09, 2015 12:28:23

i'd take that all day over a lay over.

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