RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Postby PrattRules » Tue Apr 07, 2015 22:00:09

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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Postby azrider » Wed Apr 08, 2015 07:28:33

Can I hook up with a chick that closes the door when she goes to the bathroom?

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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Postby drsmooth » Wed Apr 08, 2015 08:21:50

azrider wrote:Can I hook up with a chick that closes the door when she goes to the bathroom?


Going out on a limb here, but it's my hunch that the "closed door" sort of gal is a member of that portion of the female population that constitutes the hugely overwhelming majority of women. I'm talking 99.4/0.6 ratio territory.


So you might want to ask yourself how it is that at this stage of your courtship history this kind of issue is only now coming up for you
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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Postby pacino » Wed Apr 08, 2015 08:23:55

i dont think ive met a woman that went to the bathroom with the door open
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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Postby The Dude » Wed Apr 08, 2015 08:35:18

like even at home, when you've known her for a while?
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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Postby jamiethekiller » Wed Apr 08, 2015 08:36:49

thought after a certain amount of time it was normal to leave the door open or even have a conversation.

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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Postby pacino » Wed Apr 08, 2015 08:39:16

not when it involves excrement
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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Postby azrider » Wed Apr 08, 2015 08:48:19

jamiethekiller wrote:thought after a certain amount of time it was normal to leave the door open or even have a conversation.


Call me old fashion... but I still think that's a living together kinda thing.

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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Postby The Dude » Wed Apr 08, 2015 08:50:10

we're just talking pee or what
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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Postby jamiethekiller » Wed Apr 08, 2015 08:54:14

usually number 1's, but if a number 2 is gonna be blazing fast then whatever.

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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Postby azrider » Wed Apr 08, 2015 08:55:12

The Dude wrote:we're just talking pee or what

Just pre, but they always make me come in and join them,

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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Postby TomatoPie » Wed Apr 08, 2015 08:55:29

If she is texting you from the crapper, does it matter if the door is open?
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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Postby Soren » Wed Apr 08, 2015 09:05:54

az, you either have one of the most elaborate trolljobs going or you are dating women in the six sigma level of ignoring social norms
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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Postby azrider » Wed Apr 08, 2015 09:06:48

TomatoPie wrote:If she is texting you from the crapper, does it matter if the door is open?

Full on conversation with me sitting on the tub watching her wipe, kinda used to it after all these years, but still a little uncomfortable,

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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Postby Slowhand » Wed Apr 08, 2015 09:07:55

For gods sake
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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Postby azrider » Wed Apr 08, 2015 09:10:11

That belch she just let out was kinda hot tho

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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Wed Apr 08, 2015 09:10:16

what good would closing the door do if you're sitting on the tub

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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Postby WheelsFellOff » Wed Apr 08, 2015 09:18:42

Houshphandzadeh wrote:what good would closing the door do if you're sitting on the tub

Keeps the raccoons out
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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Postby azrider » Wed Apr 08, 2015 09:19:20

Houshphandzadeh wrote:what good would closing the door do if you're sitting on the tub

She invited me in cause she had to continue th convo.

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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Postby CalvinBall » Wed Apr 08, 2015 09:20:12

but the smells in. rather have racoons and no smells. so door open for me.

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