RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Postby The B1G Piece » Thu Apr 09, 2015 16:27:42

CFP it's in the 80s today

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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Postby TomatoPie » Thu Apr 09, 2015 20:00:41

CFP wrote:Flight changed. Was going PHL > Charlotte > Phoenix but Charlotte overbooked so now going nonstop to Phoenix and a $200 voucher for changing/cooperating. Winning.


Might expire in 12 yrs tho
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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Postby Phan In Phlorida » Thu Apr 09, 2015 20:14:25

PrattRules wrote:She probably wouldn't give you a bumpkin either.

Would there be enough room in an outhouse?
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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Postby Phan In Phlorida » Thu Apr 09, 2015 20:15:33

jamiethekiller wrote:i'll ride on a plane for 24 hours if i don't have to make a stop

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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Postby slugsrbad » Thu Apr 09, 2015 20:29:45

Phan In Phlorida wrote:
jamiethekiller wrote:i'll ride on a plane for 24 hours if i don't have to make a stop

mid-air fueling!


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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Postby PrattRules » Thu Apr 09, 2015 20:32:27

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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Postby phatj » Thu Apr 09, 2015 21:53:38

You might not feel like that if you were a parent.
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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Postby BigEd76 » Thu Apr 09, 2015 22:11:01

CalvinBall wrote:
The Dude wrote:
BigEd76 wrote:
CFP wrote:Flight changed. Was going PHL > Charlotte > Phoenix but Charlotte overbooked so now going nonstop to Phoenix and a $200 voucher for changing/cooperating. Winning.


...except for the part where you're sitting on a plane for 5 hours nonstop


that's tons better than worrying about connecting flights and doing the boarding process again


yeah ed wtf is wrong with you


I should've clarified that one. Whenever I book, I always try to get direct flights because I don't wanna deal with 4-hour layovers or ones that are so short that you're racing to the next gate and your bags are guaranteed to get misrouted. I also stay away from those wacky ones where PHL to Tampa goes through Detroit or Cleveland...I mean c'mon. PHL to Vegas, I was fine, but about 4 hours in, I was getting a little restless and wanted to land. (The return trip was only 4, and I was fine on that one.) PHL to other places in the mountain and pacific timezones, there were midwestern stops for about an hour, which were great for a stretch, bathroom break and grabbing something to eat. Same thing with a 90-minute stop in Chicago coming back from Denver

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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Postby jamiethekiller » Thu Apr 09, 2015 22:15:56

TBF ed is a humungous person

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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Postby BigEd76 » Thu Apr 09, 2015 22:19:19

<--- doesn't need an extender and doesn't spill into anyone else's seat (I've actually been seated next to people that spilled into mine. fkkkk that)

Never flown anything other than coach, and I've never had an exit row for extra leg room. I've also managed to avoid the middle seat every time except for my first time flying

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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Postby TenuredVulture » Thu Apr 09, 2015 23:08:08

I will say, flying to Moscow (10 hours) was bearable because on the way there, I did have an exit row (actually, was in the very front row of coach) and on the way back, had the entire 3 seat row to myself. Also, Air Singapore is way, way, way, better than any domestic Airline. The fact that foreign airlines cannot compete on domestic routes is a strong piece of evidence that anyone in politics who talks about markets is totally full of shit. If Congress cared about things like that, they'd open domestic flight routes up to international competition.
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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Postby drsmooth » Thu Apr 09, 2015 23:34:36

TenuredVulture wrote: If Congress cared about things like that, they'd open domestic flight routes up to international competition.


I hear that if given such a chance, Lufthanza would lower fares like a depressed junior pilot
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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Postby TenuredVulture » Fri Apr 10, 2015 09:27:02

Well, I'm probably wrong about this, but I would wonder if an airline that was basically all premium coach (providing the level of service common in say the 80s or 70s) that charged say 30% higher fares for that premium service wouldn't have some appeal. A little more room, a free drink, etc. I'm thinking something like Air Singapore level standards, maybe a notch less with food and such.

Also, I really wonder why it's treated as such a big deal to get to board a plane first. Unless you have specific issues, like kids you need to get settled or something, I don't see the advantage.
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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Postby The Dude » Fri Apr 10, 2015 09:35:16

bc if you have a carryon you want some overhead space before it fills up
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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Postby Soren » Fri Apr 10, 2015 09:36:01

TenuredVulture wrote:Well, I'm probably wrong about this, but I would wonder if an airline that was basically all premium coach (providing the level of service common in say the 80s or 70s) that charged say 30% higher fares for that premium service wouldn't have some appeal. A little more room, a free drink, etc. I'm thinking something like Air Singapore level standards, maybe a notch less with food and such.

Also, I really wonder why it's treated as such a big deal to get to board a plane first. Unless you have specific issues, like kids you need to get settled or something, I don't see the advantage.



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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Postby WheelsFellOff » Fri Apr 10, 2015 09:37:04

Soren wrote:Fly Emirates?

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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Postby TenuredVulture » Fri Apr 10, 2015 13:06:42

Soren wrote:
TenuredVulture wrote:Well, I'm probably wrong about this, but I would wonder if an airline that was basically all premium coach (providing the level of service common in say the 80s or 70s) that charged say 30% higher fares for that premium service wouldn't have some appeal. A little more room, a free drink, etc. I'm thinking something like Air Singapore level standards, maybe a notch less with food and such.

Also, I really wonder why it's treated as such a big deal to get to board a plane first. Unless you have specific issues, like kids you need to get settled or something, I don't see the advantage.



Fly Emirates?


I'm pretty sure Emirates doesn't fly domestic.
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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Postby WilliamC » Fri Apr 10, 2015 13:19:18

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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Postby CFP » Fri Apr 10, 2015 14:02:54

TenuredVulture wrote:
Houshphandzadeh wrote:layovers are ok. take a pee. get a bagel


Unless something goes wrong, and you miss your connecting flight. And then there is the feeling you sometimes get when your stop takes you out of your way. I remember flying from PHL to Little Rock, with a change in DFW. On the PHL-DFW leg, we flew directly over Little Rock. And I knew I wouldn't actually be able to land there for another 3 hours.


Andddddd this happened to my friend today, who decided to come a day later.

Was going PHL > DFW> PHX and had to take a different route due to weather, and is now begging to get on any flight to Phoenix from Dallas and may miss the D'bags game with us. Fack.

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Re: RANDOM Cognition Scatter Sharts

Postby TenuredVulture » Fri Apr 10, 2015 14:07:44

Probably a good idea to try to avoid any kind of layover in DFW in the spring. I guess there's no real solution given US geography to avoid having major hubs in parts of the country where disruptive weather is common.
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