Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

Re: Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

Postby CalvinBall » Thu Jan 08, 2015 11:44:29

dang 3:15 is sad.

im like a nobody. i have a nobody job make nobody pay.

poor guy.

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Re: Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

Postby Bucky » Thu Jan 08, 2015 11:57:31

DANG 3:15 "I'M JUST A NOBODY WITH A NOBODY JOB"

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Re: Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

Postby WheelsFellOff » Thu Jan 08, 2015 12:58:54

Dang 3:16
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Re: Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

Postby Bill McNeal » Thu Jan 08, 2015 14:46:22

Seth McFarland should give that dude a job. Put him in Ted 2 or something. Or he should find a chick who looks like Lois and make a porno.
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Re: Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

Postby Bucky » Thu Jan 08, 2015 15:15:02

what does the actual voice actor look like??

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Re: Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

Postby WheelsFellOff » Thu Jan 08, 2015 15:36:10

A lot like Seth McFarlane
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Re: Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

Postby Slowhand » Fri Jan 09, 2015 01:57:24

Bucky wrote:does bsg keep redirecting to a lemode-mgz / good housekeepign site with a pic of ellen and dr. oz , or is it just me??


This is happening to me now too. :(
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Re: Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

Postby Bucky » Fri Jan 09, 2015 08:03:17

i ran through a malwarebytes scan and it hasn't happened since

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Re: Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

Postby td11 » Fri Jan 09, 2015 08:08:01

Boarding a plane home and the guy in line in front of me in a red sox hat has a single patch on his backpack that reads "Fuck Your Face"
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Re: Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

Postby SK790 » Fri Jan 09, 2015 08:11:03

So you're behind Pap?

That's cool get an autograph!!!
I like teh waether

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Re: Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

Postby td11 » Fri Jan 09, 2015 08:59:52

Free WiFi on this flight hell yeah
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Re: Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

Postby pacino » Fri Jan 09, 2015 09:50:37

i read about dog meat in korea and a campaign against it...so what? what's the difference between that and how we treat cows/chickens/etc?
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Re: Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

Postby Trent Steele » Fri Jan 09, 2015 09:51:30

pacino wrote:i read about dog meat in korea and a campaign against it...so what? what's the difference between that and how we treat cows/chickens/etc?


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Re: Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

Postby pacino » Fri Jan 09, 2015 09:52:40

agreed, and seems like their meat would be stringy, but it's a bit hypocritical to judge a society that eats dogs while we chow down on our ham.
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Re: Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

Postby Trent Steele » Fri Jan 09, 2015 09:55:50

I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater.

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Re: Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

Postby Woody » Fri Jan 09, 2015 09:57:51

pacino eating terrier omelettes for breakfast and shit
you sure do seem to have a lot of time on your hands to be on this forum? Do you have a job? Are you a shut-in?

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Re: Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

Postby jamiethekiller » Fri Jan 09, 2015 09:59:24

i don't really have a problem with kill shelters giving up dogs to be used at meat

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Re: Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

Postby Trent Steele » Fri Jan 09, 2015 10:01:30

People can do whatever they want, but they can't be my friend if they eat a dog.
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Re: Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

Postby TomatoPie » Fri Jan 09, 2015 10:05:57

I'm the most omnivore person I know - I eat and enjoy almost every animal and vegetable, and all parts of them. I eat flowers, I eat gizzards, you name it.

I do have a tiny list of foods I don't enjoy:

1) Spice gum drops (a cruel trick on children by spinster great aunts, giving you clove when your eyes see "cherry" )
2) Bitter melon
3) Unsalted butter (smells like wet dog)

And then a list of animal things I just won't eat on principle:
1) Insects (although a couple shots of tequila could break my resistance)
2) Reproductive parts other than eggs
3) Primates
4) Household pets
Kill the chicken to scare the monkey

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Re: Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

Postby CalvinBall » Fri Jan 09, 2015 10:19:38

are we really gonna do this whole eat dog thing again?

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