Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

Re: Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

Postby pacino » Tue Jan 06, 2015 12:24:35

JUburton wrote:
pacino wrote:
JUburton wrote:
pacino wrote:Selena Gomez showed off her ankles in a mosque in Abu Dhabi and people were going nuts about it.

THE HORROR. god doesnt want us to see those ankles he created
Regardless of your view of the Muslim religion, it's disrespectful.

lots of stuff is 'disrepectful'. pointing out the idiocy of an interpretation of religion where ankles = bad seems fine to me.
When in Rome. Not gonna wear a bikini in a catholic church. Just because their interpretation of decency is stricter doesn't mean you get to disregard it in a place of their worship. I've been there...people are legitimately going there to pray and she blatantly chose to ignore their customs and rules. Don't make it seem like the dumbass was making a political/religious statement.

i'm not. i'm pointing out how fucking stupid it is that they care
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Re: Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Tue Jan 06, 2015 12:26:18

I'd be pretty annoyed if my co-worker wore flip flops

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Re: Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

Postby TenuredVulture » Tue Jan 06, 2015 12:29:08

I bet Pac refuses to wear a yarmulke when he visits a synagogue.
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Re: Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

Postby pacino » Tue Jan 06, 2015 12:31:06

i dont care if people draw pictures of muhammad, i dont care if people take the lord's name in vain, etc etc

your religion really has no rules for me, and you can't get mad at her for not following it. don't let her in, then. she wore a special dress and they still got mad because some skin was shown. she even smiled, the slut.
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Re: Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

Postby Youseff » Tue Jan 06, 2015 12:34:41

CalvinBall wrote:Drink some water and shower.


check & check. still smell weird.
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Re: Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

Postby Bucky » Tue Jan 06, 2015 12:38:32

Flu+B.O.= eBOla

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Re: Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

Postby Napalm » Tue Jan 06, 2015 12:45:07

Bucky wrote:Flu+B.O.= eBOla

oh damn this makes sense rip youseff

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Re: Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

Postby Youseff » Tue Jan 06, 2015 12:50:09

dang
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Re: Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

Postby Bill McNeal » Tue Jan 06, 2015 13:05:40

Bucky wrote:wife flying to chicago for an interview today (local job here, headquarters there) and has been sitting on the runway for almost two hours now.


She might have better luck inside an airplane

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Re: Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

Postby jamiethekiller » Tue Jan 06, 2015 13:19:14

isn't it illegal to sit on a runway?

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Re: Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

Postby Bucky » Tue Jan 06, 2015 13:22:04

HOW COME YOU SIT ON A RUNWAY AND RUN ON A SITWAY

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Re: Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

Postby lethal » Tue Jan 06, 2015 14:17:26

I signed up for a community college class to see if I could handle going to school one night a week. If I can't there's no way I should try to do a master's program. Books are fucking expensive! 200 bucks for the book is as much as tuition! The school bookstore has it for even more than that!

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Re: Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

Postby TenuredVulture » Tue Jan 06, 2015 14:52:26

lethal wrote:I signed up for a community college class to see if I could handle going to school one night a week. If I can't there's no way I should try to do a master's program. Books are fucking expensive! 200 bucks for the book is as much as tuition! The school bookstore has it for even more than that!


Depending on the field, there are some options--first, you may be able to sell the book back so total cost will be less. Your best bet is to do this on your own through half.com or some such. Another option that can save tons of money is to use an older edition. Sometimes, it really makes no difference. However, if the instructor is using questions or exercises from the book for assignments, it may not work. Finally, there's a gray market in overseas books if you can wait a few weeks for shipping.
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Re: Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

Postby CalvinBall » Tue Jan 06, 2015 14:57:04

went to run during lunch. we have a gym in the building. there is a shower in our office so i take the three minute walk back to try and stop sweating. i had my clothes in my hand and must have dropped a sock. i retraced my steps when i noticed my error. couldnt find it. now i am not wearing any socks.

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Re: Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

Postby WheelsFellOff » Tue Jan 06, 2015 15:55:10

CalvinBall wrote:went to run during lunch. we have a gym in the building. there is a shower in our office so i take the three minute walk back to try and stop sweating. i had my clothes in my hand and must have dropped a sock. i retraced my steps when i noticed my error. couldnt find it. now i am not wearing any socks.

I'm actually wearing socks today. This is a rarity.
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Re: Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

Postby swishnicholson » Tue Jan 06, 2015 16:05:26

CalvinBall wrote:went to run during lunch. we have a gym in the building. there is a shower in our office so i take the three minute walk back to try and stop sweating. i had my clothes in my hand and must have dropped a sock. i retraced my steps when i noticed my error. couldnt find it. now i am not wearing any socks.


Wait, are you Selena Gomez?
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Re: Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

Postby Soren » Tue Jan 06, 2015 16:06:29

Just rent the books man
Olivia Meadows, your "emotional poltergeist"

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Re: Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

Postby pacino » Tue Jan 06, 2015 16:20:35

have some respect, cballs
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Re: Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

Postby ReadingPhilly » Tue Jan 06, 2015 16:23:49

Soren wrote:Just rent the books man


I did that this semester. Still cost me a decent chunk. Never used them either which really pisses you off when you need every last cent.

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Re: Random Soft Pretzel Threats For Everyone

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Tue Jan 06, 2015 16:26:15

have you tried the library, lethal

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