Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby Napalm » Tue Nov 18, 2014 13:25:26

td11 wrote:it's a gold mine

JADEN: You never learn anything in school. Think about how many car accidents happen every day. Driver’s ed? What’s up? I still haven’t been to driver’s ed because if everybody I know has been in an accident, I can’t see how driver’s ed is really helping them out.

I was thinking about something kinda like this on sunday. watching giants niners and its late in the 4th, eli has thrown 5 picks already, and they show him on the sidelines gameplanning the ensuing drive with his teammates. dude you have 5 ints, why should we listen to you?

drivers ed right

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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby CalvinBall » Tue Nov 18, 2014 13:31:03

how many accidents would there be if drivers ed didnt exist?

feel like the interviewer wasnt asking the hard questions.

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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby Phred » Tue Nov 18, 2014 13:43:01

He also hasn't been to Driver's Ed because his parents don't really care about how much they have to pay for his car insurance.
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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby BigEd76 » Tue Nov 18, 2014 13:57:52

<=== didn't take drivers ed

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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby Woody » Tue Nov 18, 2014 14:29:45

Napalm wrote:I thought they came off semi intelligent for being teenagers. maybe you need to tap into your chakra more brah


in between the holy-shit-jaden-actually-smoked-all-the-weed-in-the-country moments there were a couple intelligent things he managed to regurgitate
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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby Napalm » Tue Nov 18, 2014 14:36:08

where do i post awesome tits with the sexy thread being closed. i mean cmon i have to share

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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby td11 » Tue Nov 18, 2014 14:37:50

it's a family website
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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby Bill McNeal » Tue Nov 18, 2014 14:48:45

Napalm wrote:where do i post awesome tits with the sexy thread being closed. i mean cmon i have to share


Vox said to take it to tumblr so:
http://billmcneal.tumblr.com
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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby WheelsFellOff » Tue Nov 18, 2014 14:54:37

Bill McNeal wrote:
Napalm wrote:where do i post awesome tits with the sexy thread being closed. i mean cmon i have to share


Vox said to take it to tumblr so:
http://billmcneal.tumblr.com

Likes this
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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby Napalm » Tue Nov 18, 2014 14:58:36

Bill McNeal wrote:
Napalm wrote:where do i post awesome tits with the sexy thread being closed. i mean cmon i have to share


Vox said to take it to tumblr so:
http://billmcneal.tumblr.com

how do i give you these boobs.

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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby WheelsFellOff » Tue Nov 18, 2014 15:06:07

This is how the chive got started
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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby Bill McNeal » Tue Nov 18, 2014 15:07:16

Posted your boobs napalm. I'm not sure how or if I can make it collaborative, I'll probably just post the login info and anyone can post pics. Seems fair?
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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby Bill McNeal » Tue Nov 18, 2014 15:07:42

Keep calm and McNeal on.
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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby Napalm » Tue Nov 18, 2014 15:08:43

i particularly liked the caption that had gone along with it. "don't be silly, those don't fit in there"

because they're big

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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby WheelsFellOff » Tue Nov 18, 2014 15:09:14

Preemptive TP ban
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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby Bill McNeal » Tue Nov 18, 2014 15:13:04

Napalm wrote:i particularly liked the caption that had gone along with it. "don't be silly, those don't fit in there"

because they're big


I liked it too, you are looking at her trying to pull that tank top on and, well... The struggle is real.
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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby Grotewold » Tue Nov 18, 2014 16:00:17

WheelsFellOff wrote:Preemptive TP ban


Tissues, then

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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby Werthless » Tue Nov 18, 2014 17:17:11

td11 wrote:that's straight out of an SNL skit

I wonder if they'll use it.

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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby Bucky » Tue Nov 18, 2014 17:36:53


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Re: Random Painters and Maids Intercoursing

Postby pacino » Tue Nov 18, 2014 18:16:43

i would assume most of what they said a famous guru said first
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