but you're tires will never mature if they never face that adversity

VERY risky fart day today.

go on

Moderate risk of aerosol atrocities.

In my pants.

solid risk assessment

99% of the gases in ur farts are non-smelly

TomatoPie wrote:My theory on how to avoid getting flat tires from nails - always avoid driving on the parts of the road where cinders, sand, misc debris accumulates. Because nails, screws, etc also wind up there. That includes the shoulder (even the left shoulder on an interstate), big swatches of entry and exit ramps, and some triangular patches at intersections.

this is like a John Tesh tweet

td11 wrote:99% of the gases in ur farts are non-smelly

More worried about the quasisolids.

so, to summarize, in order to avoid getting nails in your tires, you should avoid driving on nails

Realized twenty minutes ago that I had my fly down. Hope you enjoyed the show, Wawa patrons.

PrattRules wrote:Realized twenty minutes ago that I had my fly down. Hope you enjoyed the show, Wawa patrons.

Plausible deniability with regard to "shortie"

free meatball shorti

Houshphandzadeh wrote:

TomatoPie wrote:My theory on how to avoid getting flat tires from nails - always avoid driving on the parts of the road where cinders, sand, misc debris accumulates. Because nails, screws, etc also wind up there. That includes the shoulder (even the left shoulder on an interstate), big swatches of entry and exit ramps, and some triangular patches at intersections.

this is like a John Tesh tweet

Yeah, not my theory really - got it from Tesh

PrattRules wrote:Realized twenty minutes ago that I had my fly down. Hope you enjoyed the show, Wawa patrons.

WAWA BANGERS

Cleavon Little should have been in more (successful) movies after Blazing Saddles.

There's a language camp here this week full of insanely hot European girls. The only problem (well, one of the only problems) is I have absolutely no sense of how old they are

Just say, "Nein."

no, that's way too young pervert

Bill McNeal wrote:

Woody wrote:

Bill McNeal wrote:

Woody wrote:Just replaced the battery in my iPhone all by myself

Feeling like I could conquer the world

I'm going to overhaul my iPhone soon. My screen is obliterated, the battery is wonky and the camera is fucked. I'm going to order all the parts tonight and do the replacement work by the end of the week hopefully.

Replacing the battery was more stressful than childbirth, especially when I closed the phone all back up with the new battery and it WOULDN'T TURN ON. instant sphincter clench. Luckily it was just a slightly loose connection that I easily fixed.

My recommendation is to get some plastic cups and put one of the microscopic screws into each. Because if you don't they seem like they'd probably just blink out of existence...

This is the battery I bought, which came with even more (actually useful) tools than it shows in the pictures. http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00DDZ ... =zowiro-20

Thanks for (just) the tip. I ordered that battery you linked along with a screen and camera from amazon. Gonna get it done one night this week. I'll report back

So, I got all of my stuff yesterday and replaced my wife's iphone battery first. Easy peasy, I used your suggestion of putting the screws and shields in plastic cups which worked out great. Took my 20 min to replace the battery start to finish.

Then I went to work on mine... first off, replacing the camera module is a fucking bitch. You have to remove the entire motherboard from the phone, which means taking every single thing out of there. then the camera module is a pain in the ass to put in because the flash part has a ribbon that you have to bend around and twist to get it into it's little housing. Took me a while to get that in place, but finally did it. The screen replacement was much easier, I got that in and transferred over the front facing camera, earpiece and home button without any trouble. Got everything hooked back up and fired the phone up. Screen came on, had a very blue tint to it, but whatever, it was better that the busted ass screen I had before. Tried to take a picture, and that worked, but the flash did not. I was not going to take out my $14 camera module and return it because the flash didn't work after all that effort to take everything out and then replace it. Fuck that. So I'm playing with my phone, making sure everything works, and it did. Then I wake up this morning and the screen is black, won't turn on even though it was plugged in overnight. So I took the screen off again thinking maybe something was loose or something, and then as soon as I got the cover off, I could see that the screen's backlight was working but the screen itself was just black. Tried disconnecting/reconnecting everything, nothing worked. So I guess I got a bad screen, contacted the seller and now I have to return it and they'll give me a refund, so I ordered another screen, from a different seller, and had it overnighted, so now I get to try again tomorrow. Can't wait

I am abandoning my phone this weekend. so sick of it. I need to go camping reeealllllly soon