When a chick comes over and yall watch a movie and you hold in EVERY fart. The sweetest release when she leaves is emptying that gas.

I just got an erection thinking about tomorrow. US-Germany and the NBA Draft. It's going to be amzing.

How do you all manage the contents of your pockets?

Here's what I have right now:

Keychain (2 remote entry car key fobs, 2 house keys, 7 of those little supermarket rewards cards)
Wallet (a trifold [my wife bought it for me as a gift thinking I preferred it] containing 10 cards and a few bills)
Cell phone
Chapstick

Lately I've been carrying my wallet in my front pocket because having a huge lump under one butt cheek is uncomfortable and bad for your back, but I'm rethinking - maybe I could carry two wallets or something and have two slimmer things in each back pocket?

HOW ABOUT A FANNY PACK

on a related note, does anyone use a smartphone app to manage the plethora of the store cards? I know there's a couple smaller places which can't accommodate this (like philly pretzel, where the physically punch the card each time you buy one, and saladworks which uses a mag stripe) but most are just bar codes.

I did at one point (keyring I think) and found that the scanners at the stores I frequent couldn't read the barcodes from the phone's screen. You can usually punch in the numbers manually though so I may go back to that just to get rid of these things.

phatj wrote:How do you all manage the contents of your pockets?

Here's what I have right now:

Keychain (2 remote entry car key fobs, 2 house keys, 7 of those little supermarket rewards cards)
Wallet (a trifold [my wife bought it for me as a gift thinking I preferred it] containing 10 cards and a few bills)
Cell phone
Chapstick

Lately I've been carrying my wallet in my front pocket because having a huge lump under one butt cheek is uncomfortable and bad for your back, but I'm rethinking - maybe I could carry two wallets or something and have two slimmer things in each back pocket?

I throw everything in my desk or on the table. I cannot stand having anything in my pockets.

almost all of the time, I've got:
phone in left side pocket
small keyring (3 keys) in right side pocket
thin ass wallet in right back

nighttimes some cigarettes and a lighter join the keys

phatj wrote:Lately I've been carrying my wallet in my front pocket because having a huge lump under one butt cheek is uncomfortable and bad for your back, but I'm rethinking - maybe I could carry two wallets or something and have two slimmer things in each back pocket?

I got a tyvek wallet to counter this. it doesn't look great (ok it looks pretty crappy) but I keep about four cards/ids in there and cash and I can barely feel it

The norm
Keys-Front pocket
Wallet-Back pocket
Phone-Other front pocket

Everything else? Fiancé's purse. Living the charmed life

besides keys/phone/wallet i usually carry around earbuds and often a phone charger

What's a good pair of shoes that will match several different pant colors (tan, gray) and would be appropriate for casual friday at work (polo, khaki)

Dark brown mocs/loafers or a casual oxford/wingtip...leather or suede.

The Dude wrote:What's a good pair of shoes that will match several different pant colors (tan, gray) and would be appropriate for casual friday at work (polo, khaki)

Clarks Desert Boots or Wallabees.

http://www.zappos.com/clarks-desert-boot-taupe-suede
http://www.zappos.com/clarks-wallabee-run-tan-leather

thanks!

phatj wrote:How do you all manage the contents of your pockets?

Phone and keys in left, wallet in right. I never use the back pockets

mickbayne wrote:

The Dude wrote:What's a good pair of shoes that will match several different pant colors (tan, gray) and would be appropriate for casual friday at work (polo, khaki)

Clarks Desert Boots or Wallabees.

http://www.zappos.com/clarks-desert-boot-taupe-suede
http://www.zappos.com/clarks-wallabee-run-tan-leather

IIRC, this board did not like Clarks. Buncha heathens!

BigEd76 wrote:

phatj wrote:How do you all manage the contents of your pockets?

Phone and keys in left, wallet in right. I never use the back pockets

Not afaid or scratching the phone?

Nah, the screen faces downward/inward, so the keys touch the protective cover instead. I usually have the phone on a desk or table or something else

Houshphandzadeh wrote:

phatj wrote:Lately I've been carrying my wallet in my front pocket because having a huge lump under one butt cheek is uncomfortable and bad for your back, but I'm rethinking - maybe I could carry two wallets or something and have two slimmer things in each back pocket?

I got a tyvek wallet to counter this. it doesn't look great (ok it looks pretty crappy) but I keep about four cards/ids in there and cash and I can barely feel it

I like this idea. I see that you can get these with a leather finish so it looks less like plastic.