We closed today. Deposited a big check. Wrote a big check. The last post was when we accepted the offer on our house. Sorry to bother you with the inanities of my life.

wasn't bothered. made a bad joke

i just had the smoothest exchange texting with this chick. our conversation was ending so she said 'good night, i like talking to you, you're funny : )', and i texted back 'i know'

han solo'd

it was smooth til your response

is this one of the two girls you were talking about before?

yea one of them. i hit that one outta the park dude. oozing confidence

i think you're oozing out of your back from the attic nail

:damn gif:

the proper response was obviously a smiley face back, duhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

no im glad she likes you. didn't know "i know" was a great response. you obviously laid the groundwork previously

i'm assuming he talked about his penis a bunch.

yes. ,multiple times within the first five minutes of meeting her

read about that on the internet somehwere. whoever it was, it works

Calvin 3:16

it's not quite slow enough for me to play video games at work uninterrupted, but i think i'm going to do it anyways because it's my friday and i'm really looking forward to a few days off and i'm the ultimate rebel.

you have the best job

i used to work at eb games/gamestop and played videogames all the time, even when customers were shopping around.

aside from the whole working until midnight-2 am on the weekends and not getting a raise ever, it's pretty damn good.

The PS3 is ON!