My laundry detergent smells like spunk (random thoughts)

by **Soren** » Mon Jun 09, 2014 10:42:15

Houshphandzadeh wrote:tell me about Space Aliens

probably from space, possibly inhuman. Might have cartoonish super powers.

by **TomatoPie** » Mon Jun 09, 2014 11:02:34

pacino wrote:

That is awesome.

Winners: CA, NM, TX, AL, OK

Losers: NE, KS, NY, MI, MA

by **CalvinBall** » Mon Jun 09, 2014 11:38:27

there have been 100 of those maps done before. sick of em.

by **Bucky** » Mon Jun 09, 2014 11:40:16

LOSERS: EVERYONE

WINNERS: HEALTH CARE PROVIDERS

by **CalvinBall** » Mon Jun 09, 2014 11:43:23

what is a space aliens?

by **CalvinBall** » Mon Jun 09, 2014 11:44:13

CalvinBall wrote:what is a space aliens?

there are only 4 in existence. 2 in ND and 2 in MN. ICONIC.

by **CalvinBall** » Mon Jun 09, 2014 11:45:54

there are only two Ted's in montana. there is one in warrington too!

AND THE FIRST ONE WAS IN COLUMBUS OHIO. THIS MAP IS BULLSHIT.

by **pacino** » Mon Jun 09, 2014 11:47:21

just got an invite to a bachelor party, it began:

Dear Fuckers errr...Gentlemen..nevermind...fuckers,
Every man makes a mistake once or twice in his life; marriage is usually the biggest after getting a treatable std or two..right?..no? yea, me neither...
Luckily for us the former is something we get to enjoy too. The debauchery will be extensive and unprecedented for our friend and brother...should you choose to attend, do so knowingly that you will loose anywhere from 35%-45% of your dignity and most likely never be able to look at your mother in the eyes ever again...

by **The Dude** » Mon Jun 09, 2014 11:49:04

that's got paintball and dinner at hooter's written all over it

by **pacino** » Mon Jun 09, 2014 11:51:31

The Dude wrote:that's got paintball and dinner at hooter's written all over it

the force is strong with you:

The activities will stem from our location..Initial thinking is to rent a place in the Poconos and go shooting, paint balling, ATV riding - outdoor man stuff that will not be short of us pounding our chests and belting out some tarzanlike howls...

most of the people on this list are north jersey/nyc doctors that grew up living the life. i will hate this but i grew up with him and he (the guy this is for) was my best man at my wedding. i guess that's what beers are for.

by **Bucky** » Mon Jun 09, 2014 12:01:10

CalvinBall wrote:
CalvinBall wrote:what is a space aliens?

there are only 4 in existence. 2 in ND and 2 in MN. ICONIC.

a little TOO iconic

by **SK790** » Mon Jun 09, 2014 14:29:25

Houshphandzadeh wrote:tell me about Space Aliens

it's like a dave and busters. i never actually went to one.

by **jamiethekiller** » Mon Jun 09, 2014 14:33:04

anyone here ever use a dental dam?

by **Grotewold** » Mon Jun 09, 2014 14:40:59

Please stop saying normcore

by **CalvinBall** » Mon Jun 09, 2014 14:41:18

i am drinking an iced coffee. gotta make myself like this if im gonna run a coffee shop.

by **Soren** » Mon Jun 09, 2014 14:45:36

jamiethekiller wrote:anyone here ever use a dental dam?

unlike you heathens I am in a loving, committed relationship where oral sex is never reciprocated

by **Bill McNeal** » Mon Jun 09, 2014 15:04:11

jamiethekiller wrote:anyone here ever use a dental dam?

I was thinking the same thing.

by **Bucky** » Mon Jun 09, 2014 15:04:29

now the wife got in a crash. no injuries, rear-ended a jeep (/PiP) (/DiM) and smashed her hood. Hit the jeep's rear-mounted spare and there was no damage to the jeep. I think I'm gonna need a part-time job to pay for car insurance now

by **The Dude** » Mon Jun 09, 2014 15:06:57

my car is still in the shop. Sadly, I think this is the last time with this mechanic

by **Bucky** » Mon Jun 09, 2014 15:08:27

is that rick??

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