My laundry detergent smells like spunk (random thoughts)

Re: My laundry detergent smells like spunk (random thoughts)

Postby ReadingPhilly » Fri May 23, 2014 12:31:49

Bucky wrote:Hopefully Mick won't have to boil water after today....

http://www.timesherald.com/general-news ... town-clear

Reading, they're saying they had this unique circumstance since they are a "zero discharge" plant, and had to store and re-process all the water that didn't clean up the first time around. Seems to all add up. Does it make sense to you??


from reading that it does. all my experience is in wells, not surface water, so the treatments are a bit different. turbidity was never a big factor for us like it is at places that use surface waters. heavy rains are hell on any system so it seems like they just caught a bad break. if you forget about the boil advisory and use some water i wouldn't be concerned though.

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Re: My laundry detergent smells like spunk (random thoughts)

Postby swishnicholson » Fri May 23, 2014 13:02:24

TenuredVulture wrote:Does anyone really like long walks on the beach?


Making love at midnight in the dunes on the Cape just sounds cold and itchy, but maybe that's because I'm old.
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Re: My laundry detergent smells like spunk (random thoughts)

Postby SK790 » Fri May 23, 2014 13:16:52

Napalm wrote:
TenuredVulture wrote:Does anyone really like long walks on the beach?

late at night on lsd yea

Don't underestimate the morning wake and bake and walk.

Basically, walks are cool as long as you do drugs, kids.
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Re: My laundry detergent smells like spunk (random thoughts)

Postby Bill McNeal » Fri May 23, 2014 14:01:06

Long walks on the beach are great, don't know what you guys are talking about.

You go out there with your chick, and you just start walking along the line where the water is coming up to. Get your feet wet a little bit, playfully act like you are going to throw her in, but don't, just hold her tight for a minute and let go but keep holding her hand as you continue walking. Look out at the vast horizon on the ocean and talk about how amazing it is as you see the ships in the far far distance silently glide along the top of the water. Wonder for a minute where they are headed and where they've been and talk to her about how crazy big the world is and how you never really think about it when we all sit in our cubicles and pound on the keyboard all day. Keep walking a little further, and just be quiet and listen to the sound of the breeze blowing off the water blowing through your hair and the sound of the waves lapping up at your feet. After a while, turn to your girl and look her right in the eyes, the moon is lighting up her face like the most beautiful porcelain doll in the world and just look into her eyes. Hold both of her hands now and just keep looking her in the eyes and with a wry smile take your hands and put them on her hips and slowly move them up her back so that they are now on her shoulder and bring her closer to you. Now lean in and whisper "I've been thinking about this moment all day". Now gently push down on her shoulder until she drops to her knees in front of you and....
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Re: My laundry detergent smells like spunk (random thoughts)

Postby td11 » Fri May 23, 2014 14:05:02

Bill McNeal wrote:Long walks on the beach are great, don't know what you guys are talking about.

You go out there with your chick, and you just start walking along the line where the water is coming up to. Get your feet wet a little bit, playfully act like you are going to throw her in, but don't, just hold her tight for a minute and let go but keep holding her hand as you continue walking. Look out at the vast horizon on the ocean and talk about how amazing it is as you see the ships in the far far distance silently glide along the top of the water. Wonder for a minute where they are headed and where they've been and talk to her about how crazy big the world is and how you never really think about it when we all sit in our cubicles and pound on the keyboard all day. Keep walking a little further, and just be quiet and listen to the sound of the breeze blowing off the water blowing through your hair and the sound of the waves lapping up at your feet. After a while, turn to your girl and look her right in the eyes, the moon is lighting up her face like the most beautiful porcelain doll in the world and just look into her eyes. Hold both of her hands now and just keep looking her in the eyes and with a wry smile take your hands and put them on her hips and slowly move them up her back so that they are now on her shoulder and bring her closer to you. Now lean in and whisper "I've been thinking about this moment all day". Now gently push down on her shoulder until she drops to her knees in front of you and....


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Re: My laundry detergent smells like spunk (random thoughts)

Postby Bill McNeal » Fri May 23, 2014 14:09:54

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Re: My laundry detergent smells like spunk (random thoughts)

Postby Napalm » Fri May 23, 2014 14:25:32

I think we have a winner

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Re: My laundry detergent smells like spunk (random thoughts)

Postby Phan In Phlorida » Fri May 23, 2014 19:17:48

swishnicholson wrote:
TenuredVulture wrote:Does anyone really like long walks on the beach?


Making love at midnight in the dunes on the Cape just sounds cold and itchy, but maybe that's because I'm old.

You get sand in places you didn't think possible.
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Re: My laundry detergent smells like spunk (random thoughts)

Postby phatj » Sat May 24, 2014 19:42:38

My wife broke her leg today. She's having surgery tomorrow and will be in the hospital until Monday or Tuesday. Happy Memorial Day weekend!
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Re: My laundry detergent smells like spunk (random thoughts)

Postby The Dude » Sat May 24, 2014 19:47:53

holy shit, what happened
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Re: My laundry detergent smells like spunk (random thoughts)

Postby The Dude » Sat May 24, 2014 19:48:14

do you have booze
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Re: My laundry detergent smells like spunk (random thoughts)

Postby Bucky » Sat May 24, 2014 19:56:29

awwk, sorry man

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Re: My laundry detergent smells like spunk (random thoughts)

Postby phatj » Sat May 24, 2014 21:05:02

Went skating with the family. She must have caught her toe stop or something and rolled her ankle. She has a spiral fracture of the tibia and will have to have a rod inserted to stabilize it. Funny thing is she plays roller derby and those girls keep orthopedists in business but that's not how she got hurt.
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Re: My laundry detergent smells like spunk (random thoughts)

Postby The Savior » Sat May 24, 2014 21:17:00

that's crazy. sorry to hear. hope she's okay and prayers that the surgery goes well.
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Re: My laundry detergent smells like spunk (random thoughts)

Postby PhillieMooDo » Sat May 24, 2014 23:34:04

phatj wrote:Went skating with the family. She must have caught her toe stop or something and rolled her ankle. She has a spiral fracture of the tibia and will have to have a rod inserted to stabilize it. Funny thing is she plays roller derby and those girls keep orthopedists in business but that's not how she got hurt.

Goddam...hoping for a speedy recovery.
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Re: My laundry detergent smells like spunk (random thoughts)

Postby Bill McNeal » Sun May 25, 2014 00:02:26

In case anyone is looking for anything to do right now, noted Memorial Day movie home alone is just starting on tbs.
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Re: My laundry detergent smells like spunk (random thoughts)

Postby pacino » Sun May 25, 2014 09:25:39

dammit, why didn't i check this thread last night? home alone is my jam


sorry to hear about your wife phatj, breaking your leg is the worst
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Re: My laundry detergent smells like spunk (random thoughts)

Postby Trent Steele » Sun May 25, 2014 21:30:35

what the fuck is with these directtv puppet commercials?
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Re: My laundry detergent smells like spunk (random thoughts)

Postby phatj » Sun May 25, 2014 21:35:18

My wife's surgery went well this morning. She should be discharged tomorrow, but is looking at a roughly 20-week recovery. Ugh.
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Re: My laundry detergent smells like spunk (random thoughts)

Postby The Dude » Sun May 25, 2014 21:36:41

damn. good luck. do you guys have a lot of family in the area?
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