My laundry detergent smells like spunk (random thoughts)

by **Bucky** » Tue May 27, 2014 14:32:11

It's a MESSAGE BOARD...about NOTHING!!

by **PrattRules** » Tue May 27, 2014 14:40:29

Killed it on vocals on the car ride back to the office.

by **Bill McNeal** » Tue May 27, 2014 14:58:10

Over the long weekend we went to go see some caverns down in Virginia with my inlaws. Outside these places they have various tourist trap stuff to do, hedge mazes, antique car museums, crap like that. So this leads to lots of people just milling around, Sundress City. When we were doing this pan for gemstones thing. I looked up from my pile of dirt and saw this woman wearing a black dress standing with her hands on her hips, the wind was blowing her dress all around her and billowing it out and the sun was shining right down on top of her so when it would billow out you could see completely through her dress and she wasn't wearing a bra. Unbelievable. I kept buying $6 bags of sand for the kids to sift through and find junk ass gemstones until she moved on from that area. It was kind of hilarious that my inlaws, wife and kids are panning through endless bags of shitty gravel to find arrow heads and turquoise and I was ogling some woman. I am a dirt bag.

by **CalvinBall** » Tue May 27, 2014 14:59:28

Quite poetic really with your kids playing with bags of dirt and all.

by **swishnicholson** » Tue May 27, 2014 15:08:43

Hey, it ain't such a long drop don't stammer don't stutter
From the diamonds in the sidewalk to the dirt in the gutter

John Prine man. Deep.

by **swishnicholson** » Tue May 27, 2014 15:09:24

Free association football

by **laf837** » Tue May 27, 2014 15:09:53

Bill McNeal wrote:Over the long weekend we went to go see some caverns down in Virginia with my inlaws. Outside these places they have various tourist trap stuff to do, hedge mazes, antique car museums, crap like that. So this leads to lots of people just milling around, Sundress City. When we were doing this pan for gemstones thing. I looked up from my pile of dirt and saw this woman wearing a black dress standing with her hands on her hips, the wind was blowing her dress all around her and billowing it out and the sun was shining right down on top of her so when it would billow out you could see completely through her dress and she wasn't wearing a bra. Unbelievable. I kept buying $6 bags of sand for the kids to sift through and find junk ass gemstones until she moved on from that area. It was kind of hilarious that my inlaws, wife and kids are panning through endless bags of #$!&@ gravel to find arrow heads and turquoise and I was ogling some woman. I am a dirt bag.

would read again

by **BigEd76** » Tue May 27, 2014 15:29:46

Bill McNeal wrote:I looked up from my pile of dirt and saw this woman wearing a black dress standing with her hands on her hips, the wind was blowing her dress all around her and billowing it out and the sun was shining right down on top of her so when it would billow out you could see completely through her dress and she wasn't wearing a bra.

A guy's version of a romance novel would have lines like this

by **Bill McNeal** » Tue May 27, 2014 15:49:43

An actual male romance novel would be more like. I saw tits

by **lethal** » Tue May 27, 2014 15:54:51

Bill has the best stories, you have yo write a book.

I have to think that this sheer dress story, the beach story and the bank stories are just the tip of the iceberg.

by **jerseyhoya** » Tue May 27, 2014 16:04:02

The toilet paper poop story that made Deadspin

by **PrattRules** » Tue May 27, 2014 16:04:19

jerseyhoya wrote:The toilet paper poop story that made Deadspin

by **my cousin mose** » Tue May 27, 2014 17:21:43

love me some story time with mac neil

by **my cousin mose** » Tue May 27, 2014 17:21:57

hey pals, whats GGSA mean?

by **SK790** » Tue May 27, 2014 17:22:32

by **my cousin mose** » Tue May 27, 2014 17:24:18

PTOITWCFTPP!

by **smitty** » Tue May 27, 2014 17:25:56

WWKND.

by **my cousin mose** » Tue May 27, 2014 17:26:30

by **Bill McNeal** » Tue May 27, 2014 17:28:08

Thanks guys, this is the tip of the iceberg. Going back to the bank story, I will have to expand on that one sometime, there's quite a bit more to that story.

by **td11** » Tue May 27, 2014 17:43:11

my cousin mose wrote:hey pals, whats GGSA mean?

It's a john wooden-ism, i believe it stands for goodness gracious sakes almighty

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