father to a sister of random thoughts

Re: father to a sister of random thoughts

Unread postby mickbayne » Thu May 15, 2014 11:39:32

Bucky wrote:OK, wasn't municipal else it would have PA EV tags.

What municipality are you dealing with- Radnor?

State police. I was in the southbound lanes about a half mile from exit 3 when she hit me. Didn't know what number to call so I just called 911 (while apologizing for the non-emergency call) and they transferred me to state police.
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Re: father to a sister of random thoughts

Unread postby CalvinBall » Thu May 15, 2014 12:26:07

gaga is here tonight. these kids go all out. some have been waiting for GA seats since before 7am. lots of girls wearing underwear.

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Re: father to a sister of random thoughts

Unread postby Wheels Tupay » Thu May 15, 2014 12:31:52

pics or didnt happen.
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Re: father to a sister of random thoughts

Unread postby CalvinBall » Thu May 15, 2014 12:35:53


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Re: father to a sister of random thoughts

Unread postby WheelsFellOff » Thu May 15, 2014 12:44:21

My name anagrams to Hydras Grocer.

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Re: father to a sister of random thoughts

Unread postby WheelsFellOff » Thu May 15, 2014 13:25:48

"Hardcore Snarly Leg" with my middle name
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Re: father to a sister of random thoughts

Unread postby Wheels Tupay » Thu May 15, 2014 13:32:37

Is youtube really starting to put ads in the MIDDLE of songs now?


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Re: father to a sister of random thoughts

Unread postby Soren » Thu May 15, 2014 13:56:57

adblocker dude
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Re: father to a sister of random thoughts

Unread postby CalvinBall » Thu May 15, 2014 14:16:47

here is a pic for ya. nsfw.

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Re: father to a sister of random thoughts

Unread postby CalvinBall » Thu May 15, 2014 15:00:50

one girl has this translucent white one piece thing on. underneath she has black tape "x's" cover her nipples.

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Re: father to a sister of random thoughts

Unread postby Grotewold » Thu May 15, 2014 15:01:55

CalvinBall wrote:one girl has this translucent white one piece thing on. underneath she has black tape "x's" cover her nipples.


Sounds like you definitely chose the right one to upload

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Re: father to a sister of random thoughts

Unread postby Phan In Phlorida » Thu May 15, 2014 15:36:38

It's tragic and I'm sympathetic for the victims and families... but I couldn't help chuckling at the CNN headline "Turkey Mine Disaster".
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Re: father to a sister of random thoughts

Unread postby pacino » Thu May 15, 2014 15:43:35

fiancee's father had a 'mini stroke'. what makes it mini?
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Re: father to a sister of random thoughts

Unread postby SK790 » Thu May 15, 2014 15:45:18

pacino wrote:fiancee's father had a 'mini stroke'. what makes it mini?

the effects of a mini stroke will often only last a few minutes or a day at most. basically, it means there's no long term damage because no tissue died.
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Re: father to a sister of random thoughts

Unread postby TenuredVulture » Thu May 15, 2014 15:48:46

Regarding Mickbayne's incident, there's an ambulance chasing joke in there somewhere.
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Re: father to a sister of random thoughts

Unread postby Barry Jive » Thu May 15, 2014 18:58:37

went through a bunch of old photos with my sister on Mother's Day. my mom's dad was the best dressed dude at every gathering he attended, wore a nice suit at like every party until the summertimes in his later years. He was like 6'4" and I'm probably the next tallest person on that side at just under 6'2". Asked my mom what happened to his suits and apparently he chucked em all in dementia-induced anger spells. Brains are just the worst.
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Re: father to a sister of random thoughts

Unread postby td11 » Thu May 15, 2014 19:20:55

Brains were only designed to be good for like 60 years tops. Plus most of our food now is plastic
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Re: father to a sister of random thoughts

Unread postby 1 » Thu May 15, 2014 19:46:17

I just announced a goal assisted by a kid named Joseph Smith. I resisted saying FUCK FROG.
Fine. You wanna act like you're two? I'll act like I'm one.

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Re: father to a sister of random thoughts

Unread postby Bucky » Thu May 15, 2014 22:03:54

not sure, i just might've take 4 advil twice in a row here

remember me fondly

or at least vaguely

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Re: father to a sister of random thoughts

Unread postby Barry Jive » Thu May 15, 2014 22:17:24

liver let die
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