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Re: father to a sister of random thoughts

Unread postby Bucky » Fri May 16, 2014 18:18:44

did alan fundt appear from behind a curtain at any point

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Re: father to a sister of random thoughts

Unread postby CalvinBall » Fri May 16, 2014 18:19:54

Free water? What a crock of shit.

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Re: father to a sister of random thoughts

Unread postby Grotewold » Fri May 16, 2014 20:00:29

slugsrbad wrote:Got a flyer in the mail for a free haircut at a place that was more "sports bar than hair salon" and have been looking forward to it. The flyer says free drink and shoulder rub so I'm thinking beer and females because it's Friday and I'm feeling hedonistic. I get to the place and the drinks are water and it's a bunch of dudes. I'm slightly disappointed.


Would take shoulder rub from dude, coyote, anyone

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Re: father to a sister of random thoughts

Unread postby PrattRules » Fri May 16, 2014 20:10:24

slugsrbad wrote:Got a flyer in the mail for a free haircut at a place that was more "sports bar than hair salon" and have been looking forward to it. The flyer says free drink and shoulder rub so I'm thinking beer and females because it's Friday and I'm feeling hedonistic. I get to the place and the drinks are water and it's a bunch of dudes. I'm slightly disappointed.


That is disgusting.
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Re: father to a sister of random thoughts

Unread postby The Dude » Fri May 16, 2014 20:21:51

Grotewold wrote:
slugsrbad wrote:Got a flyer in the mail for a free haircut at a place that was more "sports bar than hair salon" and have been looking forward to it. The flyer says free drink and shoulder rub so I'm thinking beer and females because it's Friday and I'm feeling hedonistic. I get to the place and the drinks are water and it's a bunch of dudes. I'm slightly disappointed.


Would take shoulder rub from dude, coyote, anyone


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Re: father to a sister of random thoughts

Unread postby Bill McNeal » Fri May 16, 2014 21:03:44

Bsg.... After dark
man I drew all these penises for nothing - housh

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Re: father to a sister of random thoughts

Unread postby Bucky » Fri May 16, 2014 21:08:22

Bill McNeal wrote:Bsg.... After dark

posted from my skivvies

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Re: father to a sister of random thoughts

Unread postby 1 » Fri May 16, 2014 22:02:00

Bill McNeal wrote:Bsg.... After dark


shouldn't you be balls deep by now?
Fine. You wanna act like you're two? I'll act like I'm one.

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Re: father to a sister of random thoughts

Unread postby phatj » Fri May 16, 2014 23:27:27

1 wrote:
Bill McNeal wrote:Bsg.... After dark


shouldn't you be balls deep by now?

How long do you think that takes?
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Re: father to a sister of random thoughts

Unread postby PrattRules » Sat May 17, 2014 02:34:16

Beer pong games can take a while if it goes into overtime.
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Re: father to a sister of random thoughts

Unread postby jerseyhoya » Sat May 17, 2014 02:58:25

I really want to play beer pong

I hope I play beer pong tomorrow

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Re: father to a sister of random thoughts

Unread postby phatj » Sat May 17, 2014 08:18:05

When you guys say beer pong, you mean the game where you try to throw the ball into cups right? At Lafayette we called that Beirut; beer pong was like ping-pong with cups of beer on the table.
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Re: father to a sister of random thoughts

Unread postby JUburton » Sat May 17, 2014 08:30:31

You are technically correct, but what the throwing game is called seems to be a regional thing.

Beer pong forever.

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Re: father to a sister of random thoughts

Unread postby Bucky » Sat May 17, 2014 08:33:18

phatj wrote:When you guys say beer pong, you mean the game where you try to throw the ball into cups right? At Lafayette we called that Beirut; beer pong was like ping-pong with cups of beer on the table.



^^^^^^

YES

I CAN'T STAND IT WHEN PEOPLE CALL IT BEER PONG AND THERE'S NO PADDLES INVOLVED

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Re: father to a sister of random thoughts

Unread postby SK790 » Sat May 17, 2014 09:09:31

I've never heard of the game called beruit until I was out of college and anyone who does is usually 10 years older than me...
I like teh waether

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Re: father to a sister of random thoughts

Unread postby jerseyhoya » Sat May 17, 2014 09:15:05

Beer pong is a game played where you throw a ping pong ball into cups as acknowledged by 99.9% of Americans

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Re: father to a sister of random thoughts

Unread postby drsmooth » Sat May 17, 2014 09:33:08

all this fancy equipment - get a beer bottle, twist off the cap, toss it into the guy's mug across the way, he drinks to get it out, repeat

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Re: father to a sister of random thoughts

Unread postby Grotewold » Sat May 17, 2014 09:41:26

One of the biggest regrets of my life was playing around 10,000 games of beer pong and suffering various stomach bugs and MRSA scares (really) before realizing after graduation you can just put water in the cups

You're usually holding a drink anyway

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Re: father to a sister of random thoughts

Unread postby td11 » Sat May 17, 2014 09:49:23

Grotewold wrote:One of the biggest regrets of my life was playing around 10,000 games of beer pong and suffering various stomach bugs and MRSA scares (really) before realizing after graduation you can just put water in the cups

You're usually holding a drink anyway

Thank God I took microbiology freshman year
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Re: father to a sister of random thoughts

Unread postby td11 » Sat May 17, 2014 09:50:26

Grotewold wrote:One of the biggest regrets of my life was playing around 10,000 games of beer pong and suffering various stomach bugs and MRSA scares (really) before realizing after graduation you can just put water in the cups

You're usually holding a drink anyway

Thank God I took microbiology freshman year
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