father to a sister of random thoughts

Re: father to a sister of random thoughts

Postby Bucky » Mon Apr 28, 2014 20:50:52

think i just finalized my theory that the same group handles emarketing for both home depot and best buy. my theory was based on the observation that my daily "deal of the day" emails always seemed to arrive about 10 or 15 minutes of each other, usually around 7AM. But today I got neither- until they both arrived in the evening.

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Re: father to a sister of random thoughts

Postby Bucky » Mon Apr 28, 2014 20:51:35

i know, i know, i'm some sort of genius, right

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Re: father to a sister of random thoughts

Postby Soren » Tue Apr 29, 2014 12:50:01

wonder what percentage of people who care about non binary gender identity are affluent white women
Olivia Meadows, your "emotional poltergeist"

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Re: father to a sister of random thoughts

Postby WheelsFellOff » Tue Apr 29, 2014 12:53:22

who doesn't
So far the Eagles have been unable willing to at least make a good will jester - Garry Cobb, Professional Sportswriter

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Re: father to a sister of random thoughts

Postby Grotewold » Tue Apr 29, 2014 13:14:16

Feel like I'm at least partly solar powered

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Re: father to a sister of random thoughts

Postby td11 » Tue Apr 29, 2014 13:19:02

haha grote wants the D
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Re: father to a sister of random thoughts

Postby td11 » Tue Apr 29, 2014 13:19:12

the vitamin D, that is
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Re: father to a sister of random thoughts

Postby Grotewold » Tue Apr 29, 2014 13:19:32

that's erect

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Re: father to a sister of random thoughts

Postby Doll Is Mine » Tue Apr 29, 2014 14:12:28

Grotewold wrote:that's erect


I would start off with only vegans at first. Meat eaters are for the experienced.

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Re: father to a sister of random thoughts

Postby Grotewold » Tue Apr 29, 2014 14:15:08

Doll Is Mine wrote:I would start off with only v


*snipped

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Re: father to a sister of random thoughts

Postby Doll Is Mine » Tue Apr 29, 2014 14:16:02

Grotewold wrote:
Doll Is Mine wrote:I would start off with only v


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Don't hate.

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Re: father to a sister of random thoughts

Postby Napalm » Tue Apr 29, 2014 18:54:46

so hungry I could eat a hore

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Re: father to a sister of random thoughts

Postby Napalm » Tue Apr 29, 2014 19:24:06

horse

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Re: father to a sister of random thoughts

Postby td11 » Tue Apr 29, 2014 19:24:51

i'm eating pot stickers
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Re: father to a sister of random thoughts

Postby Napalm » Tue Apr 29, 2014 19:28:34

you mean licking them right?


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Re: father to a sister of random thoughts

Postby Doll Is Mine » Tue Apr 29, 2014 20:25:46

There have been studies in which couples consented to be scientifically observed having sex, and one of the observers timed each session with a stopwatch to make a fairly accurate assessment about the length of the coupling. Not surprisingly, there is an extremely large variation in the time it takes a couple to have sex, ranging from the excessively short (about two minutes or less, which famed sex researcher Alfred Kinsey dryly noted was a “frequent source of marital conflict”) to the “Are you done yet?” (over forty minutes). 45 percent of men finish having sex within two minutes.


Hmmm...

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Re: father to a sister of random thoughts

Postby Bucky » Tue Apr 29, 2014 21:08:40

Image

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Re: father to a sister of random thoughts

Postby TenuredVulture » Tue Apr 29, 2014 21:14:33

Doll Is Mine wrote:
There have been studies in which couples consented to be scientifically observed having sex, and one of the observers timed each session with a stopwatch to make a fairly accurate assessment about the length of the coupling. Not surprisingly, there is an extremely large variation in the time it takes a couple to have sex, ranging from the excessively short (about two minutes or less, which famed sex researcher Alfred Kinsey dryly noted was a “frequent source of marital conflict”) to the “Are you done yet?” (over forty minutes). 45 percent of men finish having sex within two minutes.


Hmmm...


Chicks are hot.
Be Bold!

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Re: father to a sister of random thoughts

Postby swishnicholson » Tue Apr 29, 2014 21:22:52

TenuredVulture wrote:
Doll Is Mine wrote:
There have been studies in which couples consented to be scientifically observed having sex, and one of the observers timed each session with a stopwatch to make a fairly accurate assessment about the length of the coupling. Not surprisingly, there is an extremely large variation in the time it takes a couple to have sex, ranging from the excessively short (about two minutes or less, which famed sex researcher Alfred Kinsey dryly noted was a “frequent source of marital conflict”) to the “Are you done yet?” (over forty minutes). 45 percent of men finish having sex within two minutes.


Hmmm...


Chicks are hot.



Blame the victim.
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Re: father to a sister of random thoughts

Postby Bucky » Tue Apr 29, 2014 22:14:17

holy cow, this ace commercial just reminded me.

I was in the lawn section and home depot yesterday and some dude asked what the stuff was to spray on you lawn to make it green. "No, not fertilizer. Like paint".

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