I'm using as a way to distract me from dieting & sobriety.

you stupid

Youseff wrote:I'm using as a way to distract me from dieting & sobriety.

Smoke weed instead?

teh munchies

so interesting

My answers to all these questions and more is sunflower seeds.

I am a huge fan of the honey nut Cheerios / Nelly commercial. Big Fan.

Extended email exchange with a student who is complaining (poorly) when one's BAC is above a 0.08 isn't the best. I have a sober friend proofreading my responses for politeness.

I'm winning in inoffensive fashion, but if I had my druthers I'd be a lot more rude. YOU DIDN'T FOLLOW INSTRUCTIONS WHY THE FUCK SHOULD THAT BENEFIT YOU INSTEAD OF LEAD TO (minor) PENALTIES

Can't say that to America's youth

(they were required to answer 2 of 3 essays on the midterm, student answered all three...student wants me to count her best two answers rather than averaging all three...I mean the first line of the instructions was "Please answer two of the following three questions"...I wasn't hiding it. I'm not penalizing the student, just counting the shittiest answer as well. If I had to read it and grade it, it counts. Fucking read the goddamn instructions.)

Youseff wrote:bought Skoal for the first time in my life and I've been dizzy 3 different times today now

* Endorsed by Daniel Snyder

Actually, this is the terbakie I chawed playing baseball in HS and college...



Haven't since. Now I'm nostalgic.

i definitely have gotten more of a buzz from smokeless tobacco than i ever could from cigarettes. Snus are the worst offender because you can just park em and forget about it. Nicorette works almost the same way.

liked the part of the wedding where the best man said the bride was gonna have to step her movie game up if she wanted to be part of the family

I dipped 3 times in my entire life. I got violently ill each time. I took that as a sign that maybe I should just not try to get used to the stuff.

I dipped for about 15 years. Quit in 2009 when my mom died of heart failure at the ripe age of 60 and it was a direct correlation to her tobacco abuse.

Skoal straight was my jawn. Cope was too strong and tasted like soil.

Damned hard to quit. Better for it.

congrats!

Good morning, Mr. Tyler. Going down?

Hotel had tater tots with breakfast this morning. DENSITY

Wheels Tupay wrote:

Slowhand wrote:I dipped 3 times in my entire life. I got violently ill each time. I took that as a sign that maybe I should just not try to get used to the stuff.

My freshman year of college I lived in the only smoke free dorm on campus (amazing how times change), so naturally everyone dipped. I tried it for a while, never got sick or anything, but I just didn't really like it. Every time I tried it, within a day or so afterward, all the skin inside my lower lip would completely peel off in like one big flap, which was fairly disgusting. That's when I started with sunflower seeds instead.