PIP there's zero chance that's true

Woody wrote:PIP there's zero chance that's true

are you responding to his post 2 pages ago about saggy pants?

because it's true

Oakland is so bad

used the laundry in the hotel tonight. timed it and was there waiting when the dryer was done. THANKS BSG

Was just sitting here and realized I have no idea what I did with the key to my gf's dad's house I used today.

i left my roommate's wet clothes on the fucking ground once and don't feel bad about it at all.

the scenario leading up to this:

i was planning on doing laundry for 3 days. the first day, my one roommate actually steadily did laundry, but he only does it once a month so it's understandable that he was doing laundry for like 7 hours. he apparently did not finish his laundry on the first day, continuing into a second day of doing it. he ended up going to work leaving the washer and drier full. i figured fuck it, i can wait another day. he left his stuff in there for 2 days before i just threw it all on the ground. he got mad at me, especially for throwing his wet clothes on the ground, but you can't leave clothes in the washer and drier for 3 days.

probably not the best way to handle the situation, but have some awareness.

So fuckig tired today

Get over it

I thought Nas and Kelis were gonna make it

Houshphandzadeh wrote:I thought Nas and Kelis were gonna make it

too many boys in the yard apparently

lightning just struck outside my house. whole place shook and stuff flew off the window sill. i dont want to fly today

holy crap. i'm terrified of getting struck by lightning. for something so unlikely, it feels so possible.

also sinkholes

reminder: lightning happens all of the time

SK790 wrote:reminder: lightning happens all of the time

so you see what i'm dealing with everyday

of course i do. i have intellicast(lightning strike data) on my fucking bookmarks, bro.

time is a flat circle man

SK790 wrote:of course i do. i have intellicast(lightning strike data) on my fucking bookmarks, bro.

touche

/steps outside and reaches for the sky like Tim Robbins in Shawshank

anybody wanna play a few texting rounds of "hey girl when you gonna let me tap dat?"

the rain makes women horny according to an anonymous source

Houshphandzadeh wrote:time is a flat circle man

Gonna use this as a response to a bunch of shit