And we'll never be RANDOM...It don't run in our blood

by **azrider** » Tue Dec 17, 2013 14:37:00

There is probably never really a good time to check out... But all I can say is that was most likely one of the most inopportune times in the history of mankind.

by **Wheels Tupay** » Tue Dec 17, 2013 14:54:22

is that a joke? like the onion or something?

by **The Dude** » Tue Dec 17, 2013 14:57:32

no it's real

by **phatj** » Tue Dec 17, 2013 15:30:18

And it's spectacular

by **PrattRules** » Tue Dec 17, 2013 15:35:26

azrider wrote:Divine intervention...

Received a call today from la fitness regarding a payment that did no go through. This was odd for two reasons...
One, I have plenty of money in my account.
Two, I cancelled my membership close to two years ago.

They called me regarding my payment and lack there of and told them the situation regarding the cancellation and was hung up on. I called back and asked to speak to a manager and was hung up on and called a second time regarding what account the funds were debited from and for how long and was hung up on yet again.

I had to run to the bank to put a stop payment on their account and then go all Michael Douglas/falling down on the local la fitness. Regardless to say, sometimes being nice and polite is just not the way to do business because they have now cancelled my account and have reimbursed me for the fees for the past two years. A little bit of psychotic behavior goes a long way,

You did the right thing.

On a side note, some banks royally fuck up the stop payment process. I've had banks cash checks with stop payments on them 2 months after the fact. What's the point of a stop payment if the ass can cash it in 2 months? Plus, sometimes those stop payment placements can be expensive.

by **PrattRules** » Tue Dec 17, 2013 15:35:38

phatj wrote:And it's spectacular

by **TenuredVulture** » Tue Dec 17, 2013 15:36:43

I don't know if I'd want to have a full stomach during a threesome.

by **azrider** » Tue Dec 17, 2013 15:44:51

Confession... Do you want to know how damn lame as rider actually is? I've passed up threesomes twice, granted they included a girlfriend at the time and I thought that made it quite awkward. Now if it were just a couple of girls off the street... Probably different story.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Tue Dec 17, 2013 15:46:56

I passed up a foursome for reasons you could guess

by **phatj** » Tue Dec 17, 2013 15:49:23

Houshphandzadeh wrote:I passed up a foursome for reasons you could guess

I turned down a threesome for what I'm guessing is the same reason

by **azrider** » Tue Dec 17, 2013 15:55:38

Houshphandzadeh wrote:I passed up a foursome for reasons you could guess

Three dudes?

I had one dude that I met at the bar that wanted to have a threesome with me and my gf at the time. I almost hit the guy. But then he told me he wasn't interested in my gf. Was not really ready for that answer. And that WASN'T one of the ones I passed up!

by **The Dude** » Tue Dec 17, 2013 16:34:15

my wife turns down twosomes with me all the time

by **PrattRules** » Tue Dec 17, 2013 16:54:37

Does year-end get hyphenated?

by **mickbayne** » Tue Dec 17, 2013 17:02:26

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Tue Dec 17, 2013 17:03:25

rear end

by **mickbayne** » Tue Dec 17, 2013 17:05:45

Someone in a nearby cubicle has the same text message ringtone as me so now I feel like I have to change mine

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Tue Dec 17, 2013 17:06:36

"Call Me Maybe"?

by **jamiethekiller** » Tue Dec 17, 2013 17:07:05

mickbayne wrote:Someone in a nearby cubicle has the same text message ringtone as me so now I feel like I have to change mine

Same happened to me.kid started to use hangouts and it sounds like my gmail gchat noise

by **azrider** » Tue Dec 17, 2013 17:11:15

I have to drive over to the other side of the valley to pick up my ps3 which is getting fixed. I just remembered my most recent ex, the diagnosed schizophrenic, lives just down the road. How much bad karma will azrider have to endure if he leaves a letter on the windshield telling her that her actions have upset the alien races and will be coming to abduct her and take her to their planet while they finish the conquest of earth?

Granted this is not something I would go out of my way to do, but the damn bitch left her dog at my place and either her or her friends stole about a half a dozen ps3 games.

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