TP why don't you teach your kids proper hygiene

Give him a break. The man has pizza to research.

Slowhand wrote:Give him a break. The man has pizza to research.

Yeah, and pizza stains may have an aroma but not an unpleasant one.

Why doesn't this teacher know how to use computers? Why did she stop using punctuation at the end? Are the kids actually unclean, or do they just appear unclean? Are we supposed to want our teacher to be touching our children? How many of the parents were confused and made their kid sign at the bottom with a crayon?

that thing is fake, too

Houshphandzadeh wrote:it was just always really far-fetched in Bridgewater, NJ

I grew up in that area, it's not that surprising tbh. There are a ton of assholes up there, so it really doesn't surprise me either way.

the movie Footloose is a bust but I enjoy the song

Footloose was fake, too. It was staged.

oh def

just don't say that out loud around Buzz Aldrin, mkay??

he'll hit you with his watch

But seriously, was there a need to remake Footloose? The original is fantastic.

maybe the remake is fantastic, too

Houshphandzadeh wrote:maybe the remake is fantastic, too

You're fantastic.

thanks bud

Bud?

pal

Could go for a good game of Cards Against Humanity.

Ugh.

I feel like I'm that awkward little queer in high school all over again trying to get the attention of the cute guy in class by subtly grabbing his balls.

Things just got weird.