got invited to my first gay wedding, yay america when we're not bombing everything in sight

Mind. Blown.

I've been informed of that about a dozen times while on the internet, but it never occurs to me when I'm actually holding a solo cup

though I wonder why they didn't make the liquor 1.5oz

srsly. who would stop at 12oz when there's room for more beer

can't wait for saturday. mama is taking the baby over night, so tattoo then drinking and chess

board (heh heh) as hell, fellas.

could read the plot summaries of all nine Hellraiser movies

those tail off pretty quickly. The third one is charming 90s horror nostalgia. After that...yeesh.

I pour way too much liquor in my drinks it seems.

is there any reason I shouldn't opt for pre-cut florets? I like broccoli stems but cauliflower is kind of a pain to chop up and the difference is around 30 cents

not in my book

Turns out this isn't a Solo Cup at all. It's a red Genpak cup. Pretty much the only obvious difference is what looks to be a line for 2 oz. And the 1 oz line might not really give you a full ounce, but I don't know for sure.

the clouds are about to explode (with precipitation)

$120 a week for physical therapy, even with insurance.

America sux

Do you have a brother in law who cooks meth?

Damn that's a ton. Can you look around for something more reasonable. What are you getting pt for

Youseff wrote:$120 a week for physical therapy, even with insurance.

America sux

how many times do you go? had to go 3 times a week when i broke my ankle at $30 a visit. definitely a pain in the ass.

sounds like they were working on the wrong body part then

broke my clavicle years ago and I'm still in pain. doc said it healed fine but I need to go through PT to get a better range of motion and improve my balance. 3 times a week for at least 4 weeks. Our company copay is $40. I might just go once or twice and then replicate the exercises on my own.

Nine apple Jolly Ranchers at the bottom of the bag and no else to blame for it