Ask and you shall receive; a new [RANDOM THOUGHTS] fred

Re: Ask and you shall receive; a new [RANDOM THOUGHTS] fred

Postby WheelsFellOff » Mon Sep 09, 2013 14:29:50

This is why Hemingway killed himself.
So far the Eagles have been unable willing to at least make a good will jester - Garry Cobb, Professional Sportswriter

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Re: Ask and you shall receive; a new [RANDOM THOUGHTS] fred

Postby Napalm » Mon Sep 09, 2013 14:31:20

CalvinBall wrote:
Bill McNeal wrote:You know, there are cheaper ways to get a pussy pic cal.



it is cheap. its a gift for her bday. and its my friends wife. they have done a lot for me and get me gifts so i just wanted to return the favor.

so a nude painting of you and a cat is what you came up with?!?

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Re: Ask and you shall receive; a new [RANDOM THOUGHTS] fred

Postby Soren » Mon Sep 09, 2013 14:31:21

he last wife ran off with his cat
Olivia Meadows, your "emotional poltergeist"

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Re: Ask and you shall receive; a new [RANDOM THOUGHTS] fred

Postby TenuredVulture » Mon Sep 09, 2013 14:34:36

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Re: Ask and you shall receive; a new [RANDOM THOUGHTS] fred

Postby Grotewold » Mon Sep 09, 2013 14:38:14

Wouldn't have expected that stiff to get their hands on pussy

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Re: Ask and you shall receive; a new [RANDOM THOUGHTS] fred

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Re: Ask and you shall receive; a new [RANDOM THOUGHTS] fred

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Re: Ask and you shall receive; a new [RANDOM THOUGHTS] fred

Unread postby Slowhand » Tue Sep 10, 2013 10:29:43

Just saw on the news a recent survey of men in Asian countries where 1 in 4 have admitted to raping a woman at least once. jfc

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Re: Ask and you shall receive; a new [RANDOM THOUGHTS] fred

Unread postby Bucky » Tue Sep 10, 2013 10:37:50

was the survey taken in prisons

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Re: Ask and you shall receive; a new [RANDOM THOUGHTS] fred

Unread postby Soren » Tue Sep 10, 2013 10:38:24

still recovering from yesterday. today is like woah.
Olivia Meadows, your "emotional poltergeist"

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Re: Ask and you shall receive; a new [RANDOM THOUGHTS] fred

Unread postby Soren » Tue Sep 10, 2013 12:02:54

makes me pretty happy my niece no longer lives with her piece of garbage mother
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Re: Ask and you shall receive; a new [RANDOM THOUGHTS] fred

Unread postby Bucky » Tue Sep 10, 2013 12:17:11

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Re: Ask and you shall receive; a new [RANDOM THOUGHTS] fred

Unread postby The Nightman Cometh » Tue Sep 10, 2013 13:35:40

I used to have pretty bad anxiety before giving speeches until about a year and a half ago when I nailed a 10 minute presentation. Didn't have any problem getting up in front of the class or speaking after that.

Exept I'm writing up a speech for tomorrow and I'm borderline having a panic attack now. What in the fucking fuck. The brain is a weird thing.
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Re: Ask and you shall receive; a new [RANDOM THOUGHTS] fred

Unread postby Grotewold » Tue Sep 10, 2013 14:04:31

Picture your computer in its underwear

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Re: Ask and you shall receive; a new [RANDOM THOUGHTS] fred

Unread postby The Nightman Cometh » Tue Sep 10, 2013 19:27:59

Also been leaking an inordinate amount of piss after going to the bathroom the past couple weeks. Bad times man.
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Re: Ask and you shall receive; a new [RANDOM THOUGHTS] fred

Unread postby td11 » Tue Sep 10, 2013 19:39:05

do kegels. it makes ur boners stronger, too. ur welcome
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Re: Ask and you shall receive; a new [RANDOM THOUGHTS] fred

Unread postby Slowhand » Tue Sep 10, 2013 21:31:17

Just ate some cottage cheese and after the fact thought it tasted funny. Expired 4 days ago. I had a good run.

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Re: Ask and you shall receive; a new [RANDOM THOUGHTS] fred

Unread postby Bucky » Tue Sep 10, 2013 21:32:08

and from the sounds of it you'll have many more tomorrow

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Re: Ask and you shall receive; a new [RANDOM THOUGHTS] fred

Unread postby Napalm » Tue Sep 10, 2013 21:36:03

Bucky wrote:and from the sounds of it you'll have many more tomorrow


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