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Re: non sequitur, in so many words. Random Thoughts.

Postby RichmondPhilsFan » Wed Jun 19, 2013 13:49:29

CalvinBall wrote:
Slowhand wrote:Sitting here eating my sub. A guy walks to the counter and complains that he ordered no tomatoes and there are tomatoes on his sub. I don't understand people like this. Just. Take. Them. Off. Yourself.



tomatoes can leave a tomatoey taste. so i am with him on this.

That, and you never know when someone has a food allergy.

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Re: non sequitur, in so many words. Random Thoughts.

Postby 1 » Wed Jun 19, 2013 13:50:43

CalvinBall wrote:
Slowhand wrote:Sitting here eating my sub. A guy walks to the counter and complains that he ordered no tomatoes and there are tomatoes on his sub. I don't understand people like this. Just. Take. Them. Off. Yourself.



tomatoes can leave a tomatoey taste. so i am with him on this.

Plus, the guy whose ONLY responsibility is to put the right pieces of food on other pieces of food messed up. He's gotta fix that. What if it had been olives?!? What if it had been peanuts?!? What then????

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Re: non sequitur, in so many words. Random Thoughts.

Postby drsmooth » Wed Jun 19, 2013 13:52:44

Doll Is Mine wrote:So serious question time...how often do you guys wash below the knees?


every bit as often as I scrub my elbows
Yes, but in a double utley you can put your utley on top they other guy's utley, and you're the winner. (Swish)

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Re: non sequitur, in so many words. Random Thoughts.

Postby td11 » Wed Jun 19, 2013 13:56:30

i scrub between my toes

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Re: non sequitur, in so many words. Random Thoughts.

Postby TenuredVulture » Wed Jun 19, 2013 13:58:21

Doll Is Mine wrote:So serious question time...how often do you guys wash below the knees?


I wash my penis whenever I shower.
Be Bold!

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Re: non sequitur, in so many words. Random Thoughts.

Postby Napalm » Wed Jun 19, 2013 13:59:58

TenuredVulture wrote:
Doll Is Mine wrote:So serious question time...how often do you guys wash below the knees?


I wash my penis whenever I shower.


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Re: non sequitur, in so many words. Random Thoughts.

Postby phatj » Wed Jun 19, 2013 14:00:10

B+ for form, but took too long
they were a chick hanging out with her friends at a bar, the Phillies would be the 320 lb chick with a nose wart and a dick - Trent Steele

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Re: non sequitur, in so many words. Random Thoughts.

Postby drsmooth » Wed Jun 19, 2013 14:00:44

TenuredVulture wrote:
Doll Is Mine wrote:So serious question time...how often do you guys wash below the knees?


I wash my penis whenever I shower.


I see you missed the memo that entries for the Lifetime Wheelies Accomplishment Award are no longer being accepted
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Re: non sequitur, in so many words. Random Thoughts.

Postby Phan In Phlorida » Wed Jun 19, 2013 15:18:22

PrattRules wrote:The problem is I have a frame, box spring, and the mattress. When you add everything up, I almost have to jump to get on my bed. Plus I have low ceilings. Gotta get rid of something.

Ceiling fan
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Re: non sequitur, in so many words. Random Thoughts.

Postby Phred » Wed Jun 19, 2013 16:11:54

TenuredVulture wrote:
Doll Is Mine wrote:So serious question time...how often do you guys wash below the knees?


I wash my penis whenever I shower.


By the time I am done washing it, it is up by my forehead.
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Re: non sequitur, in so many words. Random Thoughts.

Postby Doll Is Mine » Wed Jun 19, 2013 16:12:51

Phred wrote:
TenuredVulture wrote:
Doll Is Mine wrote:So serious question time...how often do you guys wash below the knees?


I wash my penis whenever I shower.


By the time I am done washing it, it is up by my forehead.


Don't you hate when that happens.

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Re: non sequitur, in so many words. Random Thoughts.

Postby Soren » Wed Jun 19, 2013 16:14:15

Phred wrote:
TenuredVulture wrote:
Doll Is Mine wrote:So serious question time...how often do you guys wash below the knees?


I wash my penis whenever I shower.


By the time I am done washing it, it is up by my forehead.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spaghettification
Olivia Meadows, your "emotional poltergeist"

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Re: non sequitur, in so many words. Random Thoughts.

Postby Soren » Wed Jun 19, 2013 16:14:33

TIL Phred washes his dick with a black hole
Olivia Meadows, your "emotional poltergeist"

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Re: non sequitur, in so many words. Random Thoughts.

Postby Phred » Wed Jun 19, 2013 16:14:43

Doll Is Mine wrote:
Phred wrote:
TenuredVulture wrote:
Doll Is Mine wrote:So serious question time...how often do you guys wash below the knees?


I wash my penis whenever I shower.


By the time I am done washing it, it is up by my forehead.


Don't you hate when that happens.


Only at the gym.
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Re: non sequitur, in so many words. Random Thoughts.

Postby Doll Is Mine » Wed Jun 19, 2013 16:18:27

Phred wrote:
Doll Is Mine wrote:
Phred wrote:
TenuredVulture wrote:
Doll Is Mine wrote:So serious question time...how often do you guys wash below the knees?


I wash my penis whenever I shower.


By the time I am done washing it, it is up by my forehead.


Don't you hate when that happens.


Only at the gym.


Really? I typically prefer it to happen when there are other hot naked guys around.

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Re: non sequitur, in so many words. Random Thoughts.

Postby 702 » Wed Jun 19, 2013 16:35:25

Eating at this little Mexican place in the hood here in Vegas. Sharpie eyebrows for everyone.

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Re: non sequitur, in so many words. Random Thoughts.

Postby smitty » Wed Jun 19, 2013 17:35:15

Phan In Phlorida wrote:
PrattRules wrote:The problem is I have a frame, box spring, and the mattress. When you add everything up, I almost have to jump to get on my bed. Plus I have low ceilings. Gotta get rid of something.

Ceiling fan


Half measure. I'd get rid of the ceiling.

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Re: non sequitur, in so many words. Random Thoughts.

Postby td11 » Wed Jun 19, 2013 19:07:11

td11 wrote:At Bonnaroo last night I was all the way at the back of the Jim James superjam and then suddenly, without anyone having noticed, there was a small stage set up behind us. Insane beat drops and 3 really really hot chicks start twerking. It was just an impromptu show I guess but I've never seen anything like it. I think it was Katie baby from New Orleans? But that's not coming up on google :( danced my gross ass off though, and at one point the singer lady walked up to one of the girls twerking and just pulled up her g-string with one finger for a bit.


figured out who this was. katey red from new orleans.

i was out of my mind and then suddenly this music video was basically happening 15 feet away from me for 2 hours.

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Re: non sequitur, in so many words. Random Thoughts.

Postby jamiethekiller » Wed Jun 19, 2013 19:27:10

td11 wrote:
td11 wrote:At Bonnaroo last night I was all the way at the back of the Jim James superjam and then suddenly, without anyone having noticed, there was a small stage set up behind us. Insane beat drops and 3 really really hot chicks start twerking. It was just an impromptu show I guess but I've never seen anything like it. I think it was Katie baby from New Orleans? But that's not coming up on google :( danced my gross ass off though, and at one point the singer lady walked up to one of the girls twerking and just pulled up her g-string with one finger for a bit.


figured out who this was. katey red from new orleans.

i was out of my mind and then suddenly this music video was basically happening 15 feet away from me for 2 hours.



Fucking NOLA man

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Re: non sequitur, in so many words. Random Thoughts.

Postby BigEd76 » Wed Jun 19, 2013 22:38:28

Men's Wearhouse fired their founder George Zimmer, aka the "You're going to like the way you look. I guarantee it." guy

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