Bill McNeal wrote:So is she cute? Are you single? I mean, there are worse things that could happen. If you want to get back at your aunt, see if you can get a blowie or her sofa from the girl or something.

She's OK from the one pic I've seen, but who knows what to expect in person. I'm single, but I'm also planning on moving 2 hours away hopefully in the next month or two, so my aunt's timing on this is weird. I'll try not to be charming, and with any luck she won't be interested after tonight. (After the sofa blowie, of course)

wear sweatpants

also liveblog it on here

Moving away in a month makes it even better.

Houshphandzadeh wrote:also liveblog it on here

someone start the PBP thread

This like complaining about what are you going to do with all your money.

probably the same thing he's doing tonight

they don't call him SLOWHAND for no--*hack* *cough* help *cough* i'm dy--*thud*

Maybe the minor surgery was implants!

Golf channel and xfinity are doing an event at xfinity live. No one is here. You can win a 100 dollar bar tab for tweeting something dumb. If y'all are looking for something to do come here bc pure likely to have a night of drinking paid for.

Im not really sure why more of you aren't mad Slowhand isn't showing the pic.

CalvinBall wrote:Golf channel and xfinity are doing an event at xfinity live. No one is here. You can win a 100 dollar bar tab for tweeting something dumb. If y'all are looking for something to do come here bc pure likely to have a night of drinking paid for.

i don't see anything about having a night of drinking paid for

ReadingPhilly wrote:sounds like an easy fuck. if she's anything above bridge troll i wouldn't be complaining.

This

Houshphandzadeh wrote:what a drag

All my aunt does is buy me the wrong size clothes

I graduated from high school 20 years ago today. 37 doesn't seem so old, but...

"Sofa blowie" would be a good name for an emo band.

and SPEAKING OF...it's almost 11PM. I wonder if slowhand has proposed yet.

Bucky wrote:and SPEAKING OF...it's almost 11PM. I wonder if slowhand has proposed yet.

Probably in vegas as we speak.

phatj wrote:I graduated from high school 20 years ago today. 37 doesn't seem so old, but...

Well, it was more like 29 years ago today for me. 47 is awesome, because I'm old enough to not give a shit about much of anything anymore. I can be fat and wear a bucket hat and cargo shorts and not care what anyone else things.