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Postby Barry Jive » Fri Apr 05, 2013 16:36:18

Houshphandzadeh wrote:what
no offense but you are everything that's wrong with America

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Re: Ayn RANDOM presents Werthless Shrugged

Postby pacino » Fri Apr 05, 2013 16:37:44

They suggested that lil pac get cut.

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Re: Ayn RANDOM presents Werthless Shrugged

Postby Slowhand » Fri Apr 05, 2013 16:38:28

pacino is NOT circumcised.

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Re: Ayn RANDOM presents Werthless Shrugged

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Fri Apr 05, 2013 16:39:23

little bit late innit

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Re: Ayn RANDOM presents Werthless Shrugged

Postby TenuredVulture » Fri Apr 05, 2013 16:55:31

Is there a problem? Otherwise, I wouldn't anyone get near my willy with a knife.
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Re: Ayn RANDOM presents Werthless Shrugged

Postby td11 » Fri Apr 05, 2013 18:36:35

Houshphandzadeh wrote:little bit late innit


yeah wait what
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Re: Ayn RANDOM presents Werthless Shrugged

Postby CalvinBall » Fri Apr 05, 2013 18:59:45

Think they are tricking you into becoming a eunuch.

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Re: Ayn RANDOM presents Werthless Shrugged

Postby azrider » Fri Apr 05, 2013 19:07:33

phillies suck but results from the draft won't be realized until years down the road. flyers and sixers both suck but are stupid enough not to tank. my couch girl is coming back to fuck my brains out in a couple of weeks for a few days but my ex will undoubtley be back in the picture as always. snowboarding season is over. is there any thing that i can get fuck ing excited about???

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Re: Ayn RANDOM presents Werthless Shrugged

Postby 702 » Fri Apr 05, 2013 19:22:44

azrider wrote:phillies suck but results from the draft won't be realized until years down the road. flyers and sixers both suck but are stupid enough not to tank. my couch girl is coming back to fuck my brains out in a couple of weeks for a few days but my ex will undoubtley be back in the picture as always. snowboarding season is over. is there any thing that i can get fuck ing excited about???

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Re: Ayn RANDOM presents Werthless Shrugged

Postby SK790 » Fri Apr 05, 2013 20:02:36

azrider wrote:phillies suck but results from the draft won't be realized until years down the road. flyers and sixers both suck but are stupid enough not to tank. my couch girl is coming back to fuck my brains out in a couple of weeks for a few days but my ex will undoubtley be back in the picture as always. snowboarding season is over. is there any thing that i can get fuck ing excited about???

sundress season.
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Re: Ayn RANDOM presents Werthless Shrugged

Postby pacino » Fri Apr 05, 2013 20:31:26

td11 wrote:
Houshphandzadeh wrote:little bit late innit


yeah wait what

something about it being safer in the long run. i dont plan on getting HIV, so no
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Re: Ayn RANDOM presents Werthless Shrugged

Postby Trent Steele » Fri Apr 05, 2013 20:34:25

mickbayne wrote:
Werthless wrote:
Trent Steele wrote:You need one of the FOP shields on the back of your car. You can pretty much do anything if you have one. I'd recommend stealing one. Just not mine.

How does one go about getting one? I would gladly donate money to a police organization if they gave me a sticker.

Just contact your local FOP lodge. For Norristown I think it's just a $15 donation per year for an associate membership (you get a shield, sticker, and card for your wallet).


The metal shields are almost impossible to get, at least around here. You need a cop to give you one and they don't get many.
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Re: Ayn RANDOM presents Werthless Shrugged

Postby SK790 » Fri Apr 05, 2013 20:34:38

i think i remember hearing/reading that you're at a grater risk for any type of infection if you're uncircumcised, not just stds. plus your penis looks really weird. sex is supposed to be more pleasurable with it, though; so good for you, pac.
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Re: Ayn RANDOM presents Werthless Shrugged

Postby PrattRules » Fri Apr 05, 2013 20:46:38

TenuredVulture wrote:Someone in my town decided to start a kickball league. I'm in! There are seven teams. My team is associated with the town's arts council. We had a team meeting last night, and spent the whole time discussing the team name (Les Miserballs) and the uniforms. We didn't talk at all about positions, or lineup, or rules of the game. We did spend a bit of time discuss drinking before, during and after games.


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Re: Ayn RANDOM presents Werthless Shrugged

Postby PrattRules » Fri Apr 05, 2013 20:49:23

If I'm going to take a picture for you, this better be a one step activity. I should just have to push one button.
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Re: Ayn RANDOM presents Werthless Shrugged

Postby mickbayne » Fri Apr 05, 2013 21:16:35

Trent Steele wrote:
mickbayne wrote:
Werthless wrote:
Trent Steele wrote:You need one of the FOP shields on the back of your car. You can pretty much do anything if you have one. I'd recommend stealing one. Just not mine.

How does one go about getting one? I would gladly donate money to a police organization if they gave me a sticker.

Just contact your local FOP lodge. For Norristown I think it's just a $15 donation per year for an associate membership (you get a shield, sticker, and card for your wallet).

The metal shields are almost impossible to get, at least around here. You need a cop to give you one and they don't get many.

This guy?:

Image

My uncle's a detective... guess that's why I got one. I just assumed everyone who donates gets one. Mine has just been sitting in the glove box for six years.
Another day, another box of stolen pens.

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Re: Ayn RANDOM presents Werthless Shrugged

Postby phatj » Fri Apr 05, 2013 21:22:05

SK790 wrote:i think i remember hearing/reading that you're at a grater risk for any type of infection if you're uncircumcised, not just stds. plus your penis looks really weird. sex is supposed to be more pleasurable with it, though; so good for you, pac.

YOUR penis looks weird
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Re: Ayn RANDOM presents Werthless Shrugged

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Fri Apr 05, 2013 21:24:05

they're all a little odd

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Re: Ayn RANDOM presents Werthless Shrugged

Postby swishnicholson » Fri Apr 05, 2013 21:31:55

What a great thread this could be.
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Re: Ayn RANDOM presents Werthless Shrugged

Postby SK790 » Fri Apr 05, 2013 22:10:41

phatj wrote:
SK790 wrote:i think i remember hearing/reading that you're at a grater risk for any type of infection if you're uncircumcised, not just stds. plus your penis looks really weird. sex is supposed to be more pleasurable with it, though; so good for you, pac.

YOUR penis looks weird

creeped out that you know this.
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