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Postby Bill McNeal » Fri Apr 05, 2013 08:39:24

CalvinBall wrote:
1 wrote:Upon visiting the site in question, there appears to be much more to the site. Good talk.



Is there though? Seems like there's a few posts about funny videos and memes. Idk. I just was questioning the weird nature of girls sending nudes to this website with dumb saying written on their hands/boobs. Like how did that happen? And why?


If you could post a picture of yourself anonymously and have dozens of members of the opposite sex drool over how hot you are, wouldn't you at least consider it? And you are quite puritanical, imagine how the godless heathens feel.

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Re: Ayn RANDOM presents Werthless Shrugged

Postby td11 » Fri Apr 05, 2013 09:06:37

z ipper wrote:got pulled over tonight. showed my get out of jail free card and was gone in less than two minutes. he probably had me going at least 65 in a 45. those things are worth their weight in gold.


what is a get out of jail free card?
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Re: Ayn RANDOM presents Werthless Shrugged

Postby WheelsFellOff » Fri Apr 05, 2013 09:11:40

His penis.
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Re: Ayn RANDOM presents Werthless Shrugged

Postby Barry Jive » Fri Apr 05, 2013 09:32:13

i'm guessing he means like a police courtesy card. the card itself never did anything for me
no offense but you are everything that's wrong with America

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Re: Ayn RANDOM presents Werthless Shrugged

Postby pacino » Fri Apr 05, 2013 10:09:05

My friend is the son of a former police chief and he's been helped out of numerous driving jams. It didnt get to me by osmosis or anything, though

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Re: Ayn RANDOM presents Werthless Shrugged

Postby Bucky » Fri Apr 05, 2013 10:56:17

it depends on the cop and your attitude. All the guys I know say that if you act like an a$$hat and flash the card it won't make an iota of difference.

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Re: Ayn RANDOM presents Werthless Shrugged

Postby Eem » Fri Apr 05, 2013 10:57:19

Might start answering my phone by saying my last name all stern-like, like Jack Bauer
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Re: Ayn RANDOM presents Werthless Shrugged

Postby Barry Jive » Fri Apr 05, 2013 11:02:11

pacino wrote:My friend is the son of a former police chief and he's been helped out of numerous driving jams. It didnt get to me by osmosis or anything, though


that's why i said "the card itself." i got out of a ticket in Philly because my dad was a lieutenant, but when I flashed the card the cop barked at me that he didn't wanna see it. so when he came back with the ticket I asked him why my dad told me to do that if it didn't mean anything. at which point he asked me who my dad was and looked like he was gonna shit a brick when i told him.
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Re: Ayn RANDOM presents Werthless Shrugged

Postby Trent Steele » Fri Apr 05, 2013 11:24:59

Barry Jive wrote:
pacino wrote:My friend is the son of a former police chief and he's been helped out of numerous driving jams. It didnt get to me by osmosis or anything, though


that's why i said "the card itself." i got out of a ticket in Philly because my dad was a lieutenant, but when I flashed the card the cop barked at me that he didn't wanna see it. so when he came back with the ticket I asked him why my dad told me to do that if it didn't mean anything. at which point he asked me who my dad was and looked like he was gonna shit a brick when i told him.


You need one of the FOP shields on the back of your car. You can pretty much do anything if you have one. I'd recommend stealing one. Just not mine.
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Re: Ayn RANDOM presents Werthless Shrugged

Postby Barry Jive » Fri Apr 05, 2013 12:06:42

still pretty much comes down to the cop
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Re: Ayn RANDOM presents Werthless Shrugged

Postby WheelsFellOff » Fri Apr 05, 2013 12:19:53

Eem wrote:Might start answering my phone by saying my last name all stern-like, like Jack Bauer

Go the opposite way.

"Ey! It's dat dude JD, mon!"
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Re: Ayn RANDOM presents Werthless Shrugged

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Re: Ayn RANDOM presents Werthless Shrugged

Postby BigEd76 » Fri Apr 05, 2013 12:47:37

This migration from Windows Live Messenger to Skype blows. Mine worked with no problem (but I hate it), while others are getting "Sorry, something went wrong."

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Re: Ayn RANDOM presents Werthless Shrugged

Postby td11 » Fri Apr 05, 2013 12:48:09

that's awesome.

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Re: Ayn RANDOM presents Werthless Shrugged

Postby TenuredVulture » Fri Apr 05, 2013 12:57:56

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Re: Ayn RANDOM presents Werthless Shrugged

Postby Slowhand » Fri Apr 05, 2013 13:24:23

When I was in the fire academy I got pulled over for running a stop sign. Also, while my registration was current, I never did get it in the mail so I had the old one with the old sticker on the license. Also, for some stupid reason I didn't have my insurance card on me. While I certainly didn't say to the cop, "hey I'm in the fire academy" since he would have probably laughed at me, when I was pulled over I just strategically placed my uniform shirt on the passenger's seat so he would clearly see the patch. He asked me if I was currently enrolled. I said yes and got a warning. I have no idea if that was why or not.

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Re: Ayn RANDOM presents Werthless Shrugged

Postby Werthless » Fri Apr 05, 2013 13:36:16

Trent Steele wrote:You need one of the FOP shields on the back of your car. You can pretty much do anything if you have one. I'd recommend stealing one. Just not mine.

How does one go about getting one? I would gladly donate money to a police organization if they gave me a sticker.

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Re: Ayn RANDOM presents Werthless Shrugged

Postby mickbayne » Fri Apr 05, 2013 13:41:04

Werthless wrote:
Trent Steele wrote:You need one of the FOP shields on the back of your car. You can pretty much do anything if you have one. I'd recommend stealing one. Just not mine.

How does one go about getting one? I would gladly donate money to a police organization if they gave me a sticker.

Just contact your local FOP lodge. For Norristown I think it's just a $15 donation per year for an associate membership (you get a shield, sticker, and card for your wallet).
Another day, another box of stolen pens.

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Re: Ayn RANDOM presents Werthless Shrugged

Postby pacino » Fri Apr 05, 2013 16:32:19

Yikes. Awkward doctor's visit. They want to make me able to easily convert to judaism. Not sure about having knife action go down under.

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Re: Ayn RANDOM presents Werthless Shrugged

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Fri Apr 05, 2013 16:34:26

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