Dazed and Confused: Random thoughts among BSGers

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Fri Oct 12, 2012 12:38:16

I guess I could have given him a copy of your screenplay, sure

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Fri Oct 12, 2012 12:42:44

can someone who works for an evil company confirm for me that they fuck up our bills on purpose hoping we won't notice? tia

by **Slowhand** » Fri Oct 12, 2012 12:48:15

jamiethekiller wrote:just finished my third shit of the day. normally thats my limit but i think a 4th is coming

Anything yet?

by **jamiethekiller** » Fri Oct 12, 2012 12:49:55

not yet. things are settling down. but i'm not ruling it out yet

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Fri Oct 12, 2012 12:50:38

try sitting backwards on the toilet

by **td11** » Fri Oct 12, 2012 12:52:30

massage your bowels by rocking back and forth on the toilet

by **my cousin mose** » Fri Oct 12, 2012 12:58:14

stick yer finger up there and unclog the drain if you will

by **WheelsFellOff** » Fri Oct 12, 2012 13:05:44

by **drsmooth** » Fri Oct 12, 2012 13:08:59

my cousin mose wrote:stick yer finger up there and unclog the drain if you will

for the love of god jamie, do NOTHING to encourage these preversionists' disgusting reveries

by **my cousin mose** » Fri Oct 12, 2012 13:09:07

Houshphandzadeh wrote:I guess I could have given him a copy of your screenplay, sure

thanks man. it's titled STAR WARS

by **jamiethekiller** » Fri Oct 12, 2012 13:13:40

the fingering trick didn't work. now rocking back and forth backwards

by **WheelsFellOff** » Fri Oct 12, 2012 13:15:00

Already tried coffee?

Neti Pot?

by **Grotewold** » Fri Oct 12, 2012 13:21:37

Any kind of pot really

by **td11** » Fri Oct 12, 2012 13:23:07

butt cramps

by **jamiethekiller** » Fri Oct 12, 2012 13:23:45

massage 'em for me tonight Adi

by **jamiethekiller** » Fri Oct 12, 2012 13:23:59

/steagles

by **jamiethekiller** » Fri Oct 12, 2012 13:24:10

is Doll Is Mine really Steagles?

by **PTOITWCFTPP** » Fri Oct 12, 2012 13:26:43

Been under the weather and haven't eaten in two days but I'm farting. Is this like a back log of gas?

by **jamiethekiller** » Fri Oct 12, 2012 13:27:56

no food means more room for air, duh

by **td11** » Fri Oct 12, 2012 13:33:42

I'm bout to cop some Chipotle and go home. Happy Friday

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