ReadingPhilly wrote:No you won't

Alright, I'll ask them to politely pour some broccoli Sunkist into my cup

Thats better

PrattRules wrote:My local Burger King has one of these guys now for the soda dispenser.



Anyone ever see them? F'n dynamite. Got a orange flavored coke zero today.

There's one of these at the Moe's by my work. Pretty cool but for the longest time it had software malfunctions like every other day. I just want a coke zero, man

Five guys in south bend has them too!

td11 wrote:

NEW YORK (AP) - NY police: Man climbs into tiger exhibit at Bronx Zoo, gets mauled, loses leg.

I IMMEDIATELY REGRET THIS DECISION

They're now saying it was a suicide attempt (he jumped from the monorail, clearing two fences into the tiger den) and that initial reports of him losing his foot/leg were in error. Broken arm(s) and leg(s) were the result of the fall. Injuries from the tiger were a punctured lung, bite marks on his arm(s), and some claw marks to the torso. The tiger will get an award on Monday for performing CPR (I made this last one up).

The idea of a tiger giving CPR is just too darn cute.

It's memeable.

someone just called the FD because their kid got his foot caught in the spokes of his bike

prolly thinks we'll have a way to fix it without breaking the bike


NOT

Ice maker working again.

Bucky wrote:someone just called the FD because their kid got his foot caught in the spokes of his bike

prolly thinks we'll have a way to fix it without breaking the bike


NOT

You're gonna feel bad when you learn some toddler's foot is all mangled for life.

td11 wrote:yes, i thought this was a common practice? getting your head massaged/shampoo'd before a cut by a nice, fragrant lady is one of the best things

boobs rubbin up on your shit while she's doing it depending on whether or not there's space to stand behind the sink

Also wtf I shower/shampoo every day even with short ass hair. Also, after nuts and armpits rinse I switch over to cold water to keep the crevices from getting all sweaty from the heat in the shower stall

Soren wrote:

td11 wrote:yes, i thought this was a common practice? getting your head massaged/shampoo'd before a cut by a nice, fragrant lady is one of the best things

boobs rubbin up on your shit while she's doing it depending on whether or not there's space to stand behind the sink

It's the main reason I don't go to the barber. I just wish it took a little longer. I still remember back when I had my hair cut at the stylist school getting a nice scalp massage for free.

my only experience with a barber was going to this sleazy shop with my grandfather when I was like 8 or 9. Dude had porn out on his magazine rack and gave me a noticeably shitty haircut.

Rev_Beezer wrote:The idea of a tiger giving CPR is just too darn cute.

after our rabbit had a heart attack a couple of years ago, the vet gave her CPR. attempts to resuscitate were unsuccessful.

Rev_Beezer wrote:The idea of a tiger giving CPR is just too darn cute.

And this would be teh most awesomest...



Imagine the reaction of the Chinese astronauts if they saw this from their capsule during next year's manned moon mission.

it's not fair how expensive it is to go to europe.

fionna apple is facing a 2-10 year sentence for pot and hash, because she was caught in texas. wtf is wrong with us???

what she needs is a good defense

hope she signs ryans.