Roger Dorn wrote:Anybody know what's going down in Philly tonight? Are they shooting a bunch of lasers into the sky or something?

I'm a day and 10 pages behind, but it's this: https://www.facebook.com/photo.php_fbid ... 049&type=1

from the page, posted on Wednesday wrote:Open Air is set to make its world premiere in the skies above Philadelphia tomorrow night! 24 giant robotic searchlights will combine to create spectacular 3-D light formations in the sky that will be visible from up to 10 miles away. Want to know the best places to watch? Check out our complete guide plus an interactive map here: http://vstphl.ly/S62aL7

my cousin mose wrote:penis reference

NSFW

I shower and shampoo every day but Sunday. Sundays, man. Gotta dig.

Shocked that in this day and age there are non homeless people who don't shower and shampoo every day. I feel fucking gross if I don't.

I've had a couple of odd cravings this week. A few days ago I had an intense craving for a bologna sandwich. Now, I haven't had bologna since I was probably 9 or 10, and frankly didn't care much for it even then. I refrained from going out and buying some since there's something more than a little unsettling about a grown man eating a bologna sandwich.

Today at work, I walk into the break room and notice the pot of coffee. I haven't had coffee in years and never liked it, but really wanted some. A drank a cup and liked it, and I may now be a coffee drinker. Time will tell. I wonder if I'm pregnant.

Could always be a tumor

My local Burger King has one of these guys now for the soda dispenser.



Anyone ever see them? F'n dynamite. Got a orange flavored coke zero today.

Be careful with the caffeine if you're pregnant.

I hate those goddamn machines. Not that they aren't cool I guess, but people just stand in front of them for 15 fucking minutes trying to figure out what disgusting concoction they want to make.

Slowhand wrote: there's something more than a little unsettling about a grown man eating a bologna sandwich.

WTF

Bucky wrote:

Slowhand wrote: there's something more than a little unsettling about a grown man eating a bologna sandwich.

WTF

Just seems like one of those things only kids eat. I could be wrong. Prisoners and the poor 47%ers eat it too I guess.

My wife always pronounces Upper Gwynedd as Upper Gwyneth. Is she wrong?

Slowhand wrote:Today at work, I walk into the break room and notice the pot of coffee. I haven't had coffee in years and never liked it, but really wanted some. A drank a cup and liked it, and I may now be a coffee drinker. Time will tell. I wonder if I'm pregnant.

Kind of had this happen to me recently. I never drank coffee because caffeine makes me jittery, but i was working overnight and really needed some help at night to get through my shift awake. i still don't necessarily like coffee, but it's less vile then i remember and my reactions to caffeine wasn't too extreme. i might start drinking it now.

not if she's admiring ms. paltrow's boobs

phatj wrote:My wife always pronounces Upper Gwynedd as Upper Gwyneth. Is she wrong?

my brother mike turns 40 next month so i just ordered a big-ass "Family Love Michael" banner to hang at the party

phatj wrote:My wife always pronounces Upper Gwynedd as Upper Gwyneth. Is she wrong?

That would be closer to the Welsh pronunciation, yes.

However, we aren't in Welshland, are we?

PrattRules wrote:My local Burger King has one of these guys now for the soda dispenser.



Anyone ever see them? F'n dynamite. Got a orange flavored coke zero today.

My friend was telling me about one of these today. I think he had peach Sprite and he said it sucked. I'll punch anyone in the face who takes more than 20 seconds with those

No you won't

disproportionately drunk for the 2 and a half beers I've had. I know what you're thinking -- empty stomach, but no! I ate half a pizza and 2 sandwiches and a bagel today.