Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby TenuredVulture » Thu Aug 23, 2012 11:47:22

I would also imagine when you enlisted would be significant as well--nowadays, the standards for new recruits are pretty high. By contrast six or seven years ago, I sat on drug court and watched the judge expunge criminal records at the request of a recruiter. (To be fair, these guys weren't guilty of anything all that serious, but they had to get the conviction removed before they could enlist.)
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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby mickbayne » Thu Aug 23, 2012 12:04:09

anyone else's gmail broken?
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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby Grotewold » Thu Aug 23, 2012 12:04:44

TenuredVulture wrote:
Grotewold wrote:Checked out a high-rise apartment at 20th and Market yesterday, showed around by a beautiful girl in a sundress. Well played, mgmt.

Did she have a ring?


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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby WheelsFellOff » Thu Aug 23, 2012 12:10:13

mickbayne wrote:anyone else's gmail broken?

Nope
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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby mickbayne » Thu Aug 23, 2012 12:12:46

Yeah, seems to be okay now. For a while I kept getting a bad gateway error.
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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby SK790 » Thu Aug 23, 2012 12:34:26

TenuredVulture wrote:I would also imagine when you enlisted would be significant as well--nowadays, the standards for new recruits are pretty high. By contrast six or seven years ago, I sat on drug court and watched the judge expunge criminal records at the request of a recruiter. (To be fair, these guys weren't guilty of anything all that serious, but they had to get the conviction removed before they could enlist.)

I knew 2 or 3 people from high school who "worked with" recruiters to pass drug tests they were obviously not going to pass.
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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby pacino » Thu Aug 23, 2012 12:38:03

TenuredVulture wrote:
Grotewold wrote:Checked out a high-rise apartment at 20th and Market yesterday, showed around by a beautiful girl in a sundress. Well played, mgmt.

Did she have a ring?

probably in her purse
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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby The Dude » Thu Aug 23, 2012 12:44:32

first geocaching venture was a success
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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby CalvinBall » Thu Aug 23, 2012 12:56:04

The Dude wrote:first geocaching venture was a success


ive done that. kinda fun free thing to do. all the caches i have found are never that exciting though. at least the contents.

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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby Soren » Thu Aug 23, 2012 13:04:23

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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby Slowhand » Thu Aug 23, 2012 13:25:51

That's fantastic

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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby RichmondPhilsFan » Thu Aug 23, 2012 13:33:30

Awesome!

But that can't possibly be real, right? There would've been a technical against the first team for having coaches and additional players on the court, so the winning team would've been shooting FTs anyway.

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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Thu Aug 23, 2012 13:50:38

Overheard at the comic shop:

Oh fkkkkkkkkkkkk.....
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I should've told my intern she can go home

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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby swishnicholson » Thu Aug 23, 2012 13:52:11

RichmondPhilsFan wrote:Awesome!

But that can't possibly be real, right? There would've been a technical against the first team for having coaches and additional players on the court, so the winning team would've been shooting FTs anyway.


Yeah, it looks legit. Things may be a little looser in the Adriatic League.
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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby td11 » Thu Aug 23, 2012 13:52:59

RichmondPhilsFan wrote:Awesome!

But that can't possibly be real, right? There would've been a technical against the first team for having coaches and additional players on the court, so the winning team would've been shooting FTs anyway.



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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby Barry Jive » Thu Aug 23, 2012 14:49:56

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i'd venture to guess at least 25% of haircuts given to dudes in Mayfair, whether self-inflicted or not, are free. the other 75% are 10 bucks or less
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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby Eddie Jordan » Thu Aug 23, 2012 14:52:33

basketball is a Funny game?
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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Thu Aug 23, 2012 14:54:21

Bugle Boys are my favorite jort
I like the way they something something

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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby Doll Is Mine » Thu Aug 23, 2012 14:55:40

:lol:

Botched Restoration of Jesus Fresco Shocks Spain

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The three versions of the “ecce homo” fresco of Jesus. From left, the original version by Elías Garcia Martínez, a 19th-century painter; a deteriorated version of the fresco; the restored version by Cecilia Giménez.

MADRID — A case of suspected vandalism in a church in a northeastern village in Spain has turned out to be probably the worst art restoration project of all time.

An elderly woman stepped forward this week to claim responsibility for disfiguring a century-old “ecce homo” fresco of Jesus crowned with thorns, in Santuario de la Misericordia, a Roman Catholic church in Borja, near the city of Zaragoza.

Ecce homo, or behold the man, refers to an artistic motif that depicts Jesus, usually bound and with a crown of thorns, right before his crucifixion.

The woman, Cecilia Giménez, who is in her 80s, said on Spanish national television that she had tried to restore the fresco, which she called her favorite local representation of Jesus, because she was upset that parts of it had flaked off due to moisture on the church’s walls.

The authorities in Borja said they had suspected vandalism at first, but then determined that the shocking alterations had been made by an elderly parishioner. The authorities said she had acted on her own.

But Ms. Giménez later defended herself, saying she could not understand the uproar because she had worked in broad daylight and had tried to salvage the fresco with the approval of the local clergy. “The priest knew it,” she told Spanish television. “I’ve never tried to do anything hidden.”

Ms. Giménez said she had worked on the fresco using a 10-year-old picture of it, but she eventually left Jesus with a half-beard and, some say, a monkeylike appearance. The fresco’s botched restoration came to light this month when descendants of the 19th-century artist, Elías Garcia Martínez, proposed making a donation toward its upkeep.

The Borja authorities said they were now considering taking legal action against Ms. Giménez, although they insisted that their priority was to try to return the work to its original state, under the guidance of art historians.

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Re: Clever Random Thoughts Titles Are for Sissies

Postby Barry Jive » Thu Aug 23, 2012 14:56:31

i was gonna go for a run but i left my earbuds at my parents' house so that's just not gonna happen
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