last night ended abruptly when my friend remarked to his girlfriend angrily that she "couldn't even blow out a candle". my 3 friends and i laughed at that line for about 20 minutes.

SK790 wrote:last night ended abruptly when my friend remarked to his girlfriend angrily that she "couldn't even blow out a candle". my 3 friends and i laughed at that line for about 20 minutes.

Does she have asthma? Emphysema?

a wedding ring??

she's doing it wrong

I don't want to get a shower

Just spent the last two nights camping with the reddest bunch of rednecks who ever necked (neighbors and their friends). There was also a large group of black Muslims at the campground; that went over well.

well why the heck did you do that?

Madonna weekend on Ben FM = good weekend.

PrattRules wrote:Madonna weekend on Ben FM = good weekend.

See, Doll is Mine, we're gay-friendly

Bucky wrote:Kyw's hazas kuznitz (sp) did a bit about armstrong and buzz aldrin and the apollo 11 landing, and ended with "there was a third man on the mission, michael collins, but he never exited the spacecraft".

ffs.

One of my high school buddies picked up Haddas Kuznitz after a Curve concert in 1991 when she was 15 or so. They hooked up a few weeks later. She had nipple rings.

Curran's garlic wings are just insane.

Slowhand wrote:well why the heck did you do that?

Our neighbors are generally good people, aside from their racist tendencies. I actually had a great time, though the moment when they were discussing playing "The Angry American" full-blast was a bit uncomfortable.

Plus, I got to drink moonshine.

it just so happened that we needed to make big ikea and target trips this weekend, which luckily coincided with every college girl and their mom in both stores this weekend. i had my daughter in the bjorn on me, 2 19 year olds pretty much run up to see her and coo at her and stuff. the second they leave, my wife says "you wish i was dead"

"no honey, i wish you were dead"

PJ20 really solidified my belief that just about everyone in 1990 dressed like a fucking asshole

oh and that soren really needs to change his avatar to this, like yesterday

Co-worker asked me if my allergies had been bad lately and I told him I had noticed a sneezing uptick. Then I clarified I did not mean I have been sneezing ticks, and then I imagined swarms of ticks firing out of my nostrils, and then I started thinking about the scene in Don Hertzfeldt's Rejected cartoon where the nipple swarm accosts the children.

tl;dr: My anus is bleeding.

The Dude wrote:it just so happened that we needed to make big ikea and target trips this weekend, which luckily coincided with every college girl and their mom in both stores this weekend. i had my daughter in the bjorn on me, 2 19 year olds pretty much run up to see her and coo at her and stuff. the second they leave, my wife says "you wish i was dead"