so yea, raise your hand if a raccoon ate one of your pets today

wat

raccoon broke into my apartment. Ate my lady friend's pet rat. Ate isn't really the right word, more like "ripped it's skin off and spread it's guts all over the office." Got into the trash, ate the peaches we had on top of the microwave. Thank fuck it didn't bother trying to reach the open shelves of the pantry.

Spent like 1.5 hours bleaching shit and rewashing dishes, just finished round two of scrubbing the carpet in here with H2O2.

Poor rat.

Raccoons are bastards.

Please don't hate me for laughing.

On the bright side; new, bigger pet.

I was just telling someone yesterday that racoons are the gangstas of the urban animal kingdom.

nah it is kinda like surreal enough to be amusing. The rat was over 3.5 years old, just kinda sucks his nice long, healthy life ended like that.

You can never go wrong with a Speedo, gentlemen.

Should I not have assumed that you guys aren't fat slobs?

I'm like 5 lbs short of svelte myself

i used to think "hate your guts" was like an underhanded compliment, like "i respect your tenacity but i also hate you as a person"

in any case if you wanted to be a creeper there's like a million pictures of us in the BSG meetup threads

man alive, how did it get into your place?

damn coons are always breakin into houses.

mama always shoos em off the porch with a broom

I stopped at pet rat

Soren's girlfriend is actually the dude from Comix Zone

The Dude wrote:man alive, how did it get into your place?

tore open a window screen