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Re: Random Rad Thoughts

Postby phatj » Wed Aug 22, 2012 12:00:27

WheelsFellOff wrote:Back on the spider topic, My stairs are infested with garden orb weavers, which is probably what's building on your deck too. I've left mine go because even though the biggest spider is over an inch across (and the big #$!&@ hangs out on the center of her web all the damn time) they're probably one of the least dangerous of the arachnid world and I'm hoping she'll eat some goddamned stinkbugs once they start coming back.

I don't like spiders, but I think the board has a decent understanding of my position on stinkbugs.

Yeah, it's a garden orb weaver. It's well over an inch, if we're including the legs. The body itself is close to half an inch.

I'm aware it's harmless, and that it eats bugs, which is why I haven't killed it. But I don't have to like it.
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Re: Random Rad Thoughts

Postby WheelsFellOff » Wed Aug 22, 2012 12:03:57

phatj wrote:
WheelsFellOff wrote:Back on the spider topic, My stairs are infested with garden orb weavers, which is probably what's building on your deck too. I've left mine go because even though the biggest spider is over an inch across (and the big #$!&@ hangs out on the center of her web all the damn time) they're probably one of the least dangerous of the arachnid world and I'm hoping she'll eat some goddamned stinkbugs once they start coming back.

I don't like spiders, but I think the board has a decent understanding of my position on stinkbugs.

Yeah, it's a garden orb weaver. It's well over an inch, if we're including the legs. The body itself is close to half an inch.

I'm aware it's harmless, and that it eats bugs, which is why I haven't killed it. But I don't have to like it.


Oh I walk up the stairs swinging my arm in front of me so I don't get a surprise web in the face, and I open the door and get in as quick as possible (it's LITERALLY 2 feet from the door) so it doesn't leap at me and try to eat my eyeballs. I know this is not rational, but it's been keeping that bigass spider alive for the past 2 weeks so it damn well better appreciate it. (stinkbugs, hint hint)
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Re: Random Rad Thoughts

Postby WheelsFellOff » Wed Aug 22, 2012 12:10:05

And if I end up with bigass spiders AND stinkbugs I'll burn down the building.

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Re: Random Rad Thoughts

Postby jamiethekiller » Wed Aug 22, 2012 12:10:32

its perfect outside. wish i had a laptop to do my work

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Re: Random Rad Thoughts

Postby td11 » Wed Aug 22, 2012 12:43:53

Coworker's chicken sandwich from mcd has a long, metal piece, like a nail. Trying to convince her to sue
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Re: Random Rad Thoughts

Postby Soren » Wed Aug 22, 2012 12:44:38

yes. good god yes. SHE HIT THE JACKPOT
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Re: Random Rad Thoughts

Postby Barry Jive » Wed Aug 22, 2012 12:47:28

My buddy got a bolt in some Qdoba once and didn't force the issue past a free meal or something. I was crestfallen. The ensuing parties would have been mythical

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Re: Random Rad Thoughts

Postby td11 » Wed Aug 22, 2012 12:51:27

I would sue and hand in my resignation like in 3 hrs. We took pics and stuff
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Re: Random Rad Thoughts

Postby jerseyhoya » Wed Aug 22, 2012 12:53:35

Going to Taco Bell for the first time in a few weeks in a bit

Rooting that I bite into something metallic and chip a tooth and get paid

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Re: Random Rad Thoughts

Postby td11 » Wed Aug 22, 2012 13:05:22

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Re: Random Rad Thoughts

Postby swishnicholson » Wed Aug 22, 2012 13:06:34

Barry Jive wrote:
The B1G Piece wrote:
Barry Jive wrote:why do people habitually add "s" to the end of things that don't have "s" at the end of them

RBIS


RsBI


Exactly! I must have sent that to two dozen sports columnists, sometimes multiple times. And they treat me like I'm a nut.
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Re: Random Rad Thoughts

Postby my cousin mose » Wed Aug 22, 2012 13:07:53

td11 wrote:I would sue and hand in my resignation like in 3 hrs. We took pics and stuff

for realsies. what with all that MENTAL ANGUISH
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Re: Random Rad Thoughts

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Wed Aug 22, 2012 13:08:48

metal anguish amirite

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Re: Random Rad Thoughts

Postby swishnicholson » Wed Aug 22, 2012 13:10:34

Jeez, td, she could have pierced her cheek straight through.

Can she still pierce her cheek straight through?

At any rate she'll never be able to eat a McDonald's chicken sandwich with confidence again, and she'll probably end up going to Chick-Fil-A and be so racked with guilt that she throws herself off a bridge. I mean, I'm not hoping she throws herself off a bridge, but any rational person would agree this is a likely scenario.
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Re: Random Rad Thoughts

Postby swishnicholson » Wed Aug 22, 2012 13:10:58

Houshphandzadeh wrote:metal anguish amirite




:-D
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Re: Random Rad Thoughts

Postby my cousin mose » Wed Aug 22, 2012 13:11:29

swishnicholson wrote:
Houshphandzadeh wrote:metal anguish amirite




:-D

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Re: Random Rad Thoughts

Postby Slowhand » Wed Aug 22, 2012 13:17:44

So did she eat the sandwich? I might have.

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Re: Random Rad Thoughts

Postby TenuredVulture » Wed Aug 22, 2012 13:24:21

Why wouldn't you? I mean, what are the odds that there are two bits of metal in the sandwich?
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Re: Random Rad Thoughts

Postby td11 » Wed Aug 22, 2012 13:25:40

she's saving it to preserve the evidence. plus it was only $1, so
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Re: Random Rad Thoughts

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Wed Aug 22, 2012 13:29:54

you guys think she'll actually have any success suing?

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