The chart below depicts the findings of a survey of 19,000 college students' attitudes about sexual behavior:



That last grouping should probably be studied more closely

my cousin mose wrote:Is 'Show Me Them TDs' still considered a clever fantasy football name?

I don't hate it.

Favorite is still Somewhere Over Dwayne Bowe

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Houshphandzadeh wrote:I'm realizing I'm kind of a neanderthal about babies, like something out of a Jim Belushi sitcom

one friend of mine has a one year old and I just don't know what to do with it. I get a pang of terror giving him a high five. Saturday night, a couple I know announced they were pregnant and everyone was all excited but my brain just turned to mush for the rest of the dinner

I don't want to be this way

i didn't want anything to do with babies or pregnancies before my kids came along. don't worry.

oh, and i still couldn't care less about other people's kids.

Same here.

but you haven't met MY kid or you haven't had MY meatloaf

love when phineas and ferb references creep into my everyday conversation

my cousin mose wrote:love when phineas and ferb references creep into my everyday conversation

I was packing last night and the TV was on. The kids had been in bed for a few hours but Phineas and Pherb were on and I didn't even notice that it was out of place.

Two other pieces of advice for people uncomfortable around other peoples kids. If you follow these two pieces of advice, you are probably like 75% towards being fine as an adult male around children.

1) Don't drop, hit or push the kid.
2) Don't take your dick out.

If you can manage those two things, you are pretty much good to go.

what about showers. kids gotta wash

That fits into the 25% bucket. Typically as an adult male friend of people with kids, showers would not be part of the euqation.

Bill McNeal wrote:

my cousin mose wrote:love when phineas and ferb references creep into my everyday conversation

I was packing last night and the TV was on. The kids had been in bed for a few hours but Phineas and Pherb were on and I didn't even notice that it was out of place.

dude it's nuts. i legitimately turned on A.N.T Farm last night killing time waiting for Breaking Bad to start

I'm a bit concerned about my best friend. He moved to Arizona last week, but he was supposed to call in for our fantasy draft last night. He didn't call, didn't answer about 37 calls from the remainder of our league, still hasn't returned any calls a day later, didn't respond to me mocking him on Facebook, hasn't been online all weekend and all of this is very uncharacteristic of him, because he'll usually return the call soon after, even if it's with a bullshit excuse, and he's online as much as I am. I figure I'll give him another call later tonight, but if I don't hear back then, when should I start sounding alarm bells?

Witness protection program doesn't allow it I guess

Bucky wrote:Witness protection program doesn't allow it I guess

First they take your name, then your fantasy football? It's just not worth it.

SWEEEET won the drawing for global festival in NYC park

mcare89 wrote:I'm a bit concerned about my best friend. He moved to Arizona last week, but he was supposed to call in for our fantasy draft last night. He didn't call, didn't answer about 37 calls from the remainder of our league, still hasn't returned any calls a day later, didn't respond to me mocking him on Facebook, hasn't been online all weekend and all of this is very uncharacteristic of him, because he'll usually return the call soon after, even if it's with a bullshit excuse, and he's online as much as I am. I figure I'll give him another call later tonight, but if I don't hear back then, when should I start sounding alarm bells?

Hope he didn't go the way of WilliamC.

mcare89 wrote:I'm a bit concerned about my best friend. He moved to Arizona last week, but he was supposed to call in for our fantasy draft last night. He didn't call, didn't answer about 37 calls from the remainder of our league, still hasn't returned any calls a day later, didn't respond to me mocking him on Facebook, hasn't been online all weekend and all of this is very uncharacteristic of him, because he'll usually return the call soon after, even if it's with a bullshit excuse, and he's online as much as I am. I figure I'll give him another call later tonight, but if I don't hear back then, when should I start sounding alarm bells?

He's probably with azrider, no worries

A lep is a ball.

On a scale of 1 to Bobby Knight how mad does this picture make you?

what is up with that 1910 bathing suit

and when did dudes start wearing boxers with swim trunks

i guess kind of weird but just checked my anger meter and it's at 0.9