oh yeah, those dogs are awesome

We had a vehicle rescue where a kindergarten teacher was on her way to school. Texting. (That is stated as fact by PD, but I didn't ask them how they positively determined that). Went into the oncoming lane, where a dump truck was coming the other way. The dump truck swerved left to try to avoid her. She swerved back. Head on. DOA. So yeah, it's bad when you're in motion.

some little old lady called and told me all about how she was in a restaurant and what's the one with the naked lady in the clamshell?

Venus rising or ascending or something like that

Birth of Venus

Botechelli bitches



*Apparently the site the pic was from is Top Of Art, but the URL totally looks like Topo Fart, home of the Windy Cartographer!

wow, he paints and makes good shoes

I brought studio monitor headphones in to work. You'd think that would send a clear "fuck off" message but no. She just shouts and pokes me until I take them off so she can tell me her inane stories about how she doesn't understand technology or how I should take a baby carrot.

Show her your baby carrot

(I meant your penis)

make her understand your technology

I had to teach her what a search engine is. I also had to teach her how to type something into the URL bar.

all fine jokes, fellas. good work

Soren wrote:I had to teach her what a search engine is. I also had to teach her how to type something into the URL bar.

is she someone's relative?

Houshphandzadeh wrote:

Soren wrote:I had to teach her what a search engine is. I also had to teach her how to type something into the URL bar.

is she someone's relative?

nah she's just been here for 15 years and is super buddy buddy with her bosses so they just ignore her as much as possible.

CFP wrote:

Bucky wrote:wait, college pro painters is an MLM scheme? how so??

http://www.unhappyfranchisee.com/colleg ... hise-scam/

This line stood out as a sign of being either really bad at math or something:

Financially, they took over 30% of the profits. That’s over $25,000 from my kid for her working 4 months

Which means that the pocketed 50 grand, for 4 months work. Which is really pretty awesome, or at least it was when I was in college. I suppose you could read it as the kid made 25k, and College Pro took 30%, but even this, the kid did rather well for a summer job.

one summer when I couldn't get work worth a damn, I once went to what I thought was an interview but was really like a motivational meeting on how we should all go out and sell all this perfume and the first step was to just call all our friends and relatives and sell to them. the second time he made a big "Look, if you're ready to make this money, then make this money, but if not, you can get up and leave" gesture, I got up and left

I also don't get how anyone would expect a franchise like College Pro would work. I mean, if I'm hiring a contractor, I'll hire someone based on word of mouth not the brand they represent.

hate when you're fairly happy with a joke but it's just not top of page worthy

still struggling branching out from Italian hoagies. if I get my Italians dry with lettuce pickles hot peppers salt pepper oregano, what should I ask for on a Jewish hoagie? does lettuce work on them? I'm assuming pickles don't. horseradish rocks

American just seems like a downgrade from Italian. normal deli ham is mostly useless, imo

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