I shat bricks

I'd really like to know what it is that makes really hot girls attracted to really giant douche bags.

usually muscles and money, right?

large dongs?

Perhaps, but there seem to be a lot that don't have much of either.

The Money and muscles I mean. I can't speak for the dongs

don't need to be a douche to rock the dong nahmean

isn't it usually a self esteem thing

I thought it was kind of a bummer for everyone that the 4th was on a Wednesday this year but instead everyone else on the planet just took off the first or last two days of the week

shoulda thought of that

I hear you bro. Everyone else in the building was let out early.

my account team has declared thursday and friday virtual holidays

let's see how that works out

think I might take off my whole birthday week in retaliation

the schedule gods shone upon me and gave me off tomorrow and Thursday

Drunk is not the way to catch up on the Sunday NYT crossword puzzle. I hope there's still an Estevez named Ramon in ht emorning.

Houshphandzadeh wrote:think I might take off my whole birthday week in retaliation

Don't you have something like 50 vacation days saved up?

yeah. I'm just weird about actually taking them. not sure why

Relented on my wife's nagging about the vacation glamour shots package, and you wouldn't believe what I've been getting away with upon our return

cost/benefit babbies

wawa hoagiefest is such a good deal. got a 10" turnkey with everything including cucumbers/spinach/red peppers all for less than 5$. ate half now and will take the other half for lunch tomorrow.