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Re: Random Thoughts With Extra Cheese and Pepperoni

Postby phatj » Sun Jul 01, 2012 23:47:43

My wife dared my to try on her skinny jeans. You're damn right I did. Yeah, I'm kinda skinny.
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Re: Random Thoughts With Extra Cheese and Pepperoni

Postby WilliamC » Mon Jul 02, 2012 00:12:17

Domino's Brooklyn style just hit my the spot, my G-spot
Do it again!

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Re: Random Thoughts With Extra Cheese and Pepperoni

Postby CalvinBall » Mon Jul 02, 2012 00:21:16

It's gonna be messy getting that greasy cheese out of your vagina.

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Re: Random Thoughts With Extra Cheese and Pepperoni

Postby WilliamC » Mon Jul 02, 2012 00:22:05

It was good enough that I am never washing it again anyway
Do it again!

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Re: Random Thoughts With Extra Cheese and Pepperoni

Postby z ipper » Mon Jul 02, 2012 05:58:32

seems like the whole world is on vacation. no one on the road this morning.

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Re: Random Thoughts With Extra Cheese and Pepperoni

Postby Soren » Mon Jul 02, 2012 09:48:14

phatj wrote:My wife dared my to try on her skinny jeans. You're damn right I did. Yeah, I'm kinda skinny.


in HS I fit into size 0 women's jeans.
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Re: Random Thoughts With Extra Cheese and Pepperoni

Postby my cousin mose » Mon Jul 02, 2012 10:06:04

so after this weekend, it looks like allergies - 45 / mose - 0
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Re: Random Thoughts With Extra Cheese and Pepperoni

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Mon Jul 02, 2012 10:49:42

was sitting out on my stoop last night and a guy went into El Rey wearing a full length black leather trenchcoat

must be hard to be goth in the summer

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Re: Random Thoughts With Extra Cheese and Pepperoni

Postby Soren » Mon Jul 02, 2012 11:04:09

I might commit homicide within the next 2 months
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Re: Random Thoughts With Extra Cheese and Pepperoni

Postby CalvinBall » Mon Jul 02, 2012 11:05:25

dont do it

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Re: Random Thoughts With Extra Cheese and Pepperoni

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Mon Jul 02, 2012 11:06:05

just pick a bum with no friends or family

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Re: Random Thoughts With Extra Cheese and Pepperoni

Postby my cousin mose » Mon Jul 02, 2012 11:11:55

Houshphandzadeh wrote:just pick a bum with no friends or family

dude i'm standing right here
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Re: Random Thoughts With Extra Cheese and Pepperoni

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Mon Jul 02, 2012 11:13:13

soren, don't kill mose

(kill mose)

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Re: Random Thoughts With Extra Cheese and Pepperoni

Postby CFP » Mon Jul 02, 2012 11:41:42

Anderson Cooper came out

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Re: Random Thoughts With Extra Cheese and Pepperoni

Postby BigEd76 » Mon Jul 02, 2012 11:42:37


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Re: Random Thoughts With Extra Cheese and Pepperoni

Postby Soren » Mon Jul 02, 2012 11:45:42

Houshphandzadeh wrote:soren, don't kill mose

(kill mose)


conflicted.

no I got moved into a tiny ass office I'm sharing with my insane coworker who doesn't know how to type a website address into a url bar OR use a search engine. And she talks to herself all day. And she just took her shoes off.
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Re: Random Thoughts With Extra Cheese and Pepperoni

Postby smitty » Mon Jul 02, 2012 12:34:23

CFP wrote:Anderson Cooper came out


He did that a long time ago according to Mrs. smitty who keeps up with the pop culture stuff for me.
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Re: Random Thoughts With Extra Cheese and Pepperoni

Postby Trent Steele » Mon Jul 02, 2012 13:14:25

smitty wrote:
CFP wrote:Anderson Cooper came out


He did that a long time ago according to Mrs. smitty who keeps up with the pop culture stuff for me.


He's lived with another dude for years. Not really a surprise.
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Re: Random Thoughts With Extra Cheese and Pepperoni

Postby Soren » Mon Jul 02, 2012 13:29:13

so which of you works in Newtown again? Might need lunch beers to curb murderous rage
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Re: Random Thoughts With Extra Cheese and Pepperoni

Postby Bucky » Mon Jul 02, 2012 14:07:27

the bot

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