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Postby Woody » Mon Apr 09, 2012 16:03:56

Nah true story I never lived in Austin this guy is awesome now he works for Google and drives a Porsche
you sure do seem to have a lot of time on your hands to be on this forum? Do you have a job? Are you a shut-in?

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Re: Cleverly Titled Random Thoughts Thread

Postby TenuredVulture » Mon Apr 09, 2012 16:07:02

Woody wrote:My friend lived in Austin for a while and one night he got so shithammered drunk that he invited a girl with a prosthetic arm back to his place without realizing she had a fake arm


Did she have an elbow?
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Re: Cleverly Titled Random Thoughts Thread

Postby Bucky » Mon Apr 09, 2012 16:33:41

Woody wrote:My friend lived in Austin for a while and one night he got so #$!&@ drunk that he invited a girl with a prosthetic arm back to his place without realizing she had a fake arm



AND THAT'S WHY YOU NEVER GET #$!&@ DRUNK

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Re: Cleverly Titled Random Thoughts Thread

Postby mcare89 » Mon Apr 09, 2012 17:14:58

French Creek State Park is on fire. Somewhere back there is a fireworks factory. The area has been evacuated. I'm making popcorn.

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Re: Cleverly Titled Random Thoughts Thread

Postby Barry Jive » Mon Apr 09, 2012 17:21:42

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no offense but you are everything that's wrong with America

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Re: Cleverly Titled Random Thoughts Thread

Postby Bill McNeal » Mon Apr 09, 2012 17:24:51

Is that jimmy Fallon in a real Yankees hat dancing and eating popcorn?

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Re: Cleverly Titled Random Thoughts Thread

Postby jamiethekiller » Mon Apr 09, 2012 17:30:30

Supposed to meet a guy to do my taxes tonight. He's no where to be seen. Traffic around philly is a nightmare so I don't know what to do

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Re: Cleverly Titled Random Thoughts Thread

Postby drsmooth » Mon Apr 09, 2012 17:32:05

jamiethekiller wrote:Supposed to meet a guy to do my taxes tonight. He's no where to be seen. Traffic around philly is a nightmare so I don't know what to do


April 15 is next Sunday

take a nap
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Re: Cleverly Titled Random Thoughts Thread

Postby Barry Jive » Mon Apr 09, 2012 17:32:48

Bill McNeal wrote:Is that jimmy Fallon in a real Yankees hat dancing and eating popcorn?


i think he's supposed to be Bieber
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Re: Cleverly Titled Random Thoughts Thread

Postby jamiethekiller » Mon Apr 09, 2012 17:33:21

drsmooth wrote:
jamiethekiller wrote:Supposed to meet a guy to do my taxes tonight. He's no where to be seen. Traffic around philly is a nightmare so I don't know what to do


April 15 is next Sunday

take a nap


I've already filed. This is an ammend since my work fucked my w2's

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Re: Cleverly Titled Random Thoughts Thread

Postby PrattRules » Mon Apr 09, 2012 17:38:03

Today did not go as planned.
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Re: Cleverly Titled Random Thoughts Thread

Postby jamiethekiller » Mon Apr 09, 2012 17:38:38

PrattRules wrote:Today did not go as planned.


Promotions aren't all they're cracked up to be

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Re: Cleverly Titled Random Thoughts Thread

Postby PrattRules » Mon Apr 09, 2012 17:42:18

jamiethekiller wrote:
PrattRules wrote:Today did not go as planned.


Promotions aren't all they're cracked up to be


Yeah, you're probably right, but I took off today to drive in traffic for 70 minutes both ways to see the Phils get spanked.
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Re: Cleverly Titled Random Thoughts Thread

Postby PrattRules » Mon Apr 09, 2012 17:42:39

I guess I should have taken it to the main board.
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Re: Cleverly Titled Random Thoughts Thread

Postby smitty » Mon Apr 09, 2012 17:43:04

Just did my taxes; e-filed and paid the bill. 3 Gs. Couldda been worse.
Teams lie, sometimes for good reasons, sometimes for bad. They do it to get an advantage while they look at the trade market or just because they can

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Re: Cleverly Titled Random Thoughts Thread

Postby mcare89 » Mon Apr 09, 2012 17:46:56

mcare89 wrote:French Creek State Park is on fire. Somewhere back there is a fireworks factory. The area has been evacuated. I'm making popcorn.

Fire estimated to be half a mile away. Doomsday is upon us.

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Re: Cleverly Titled Random Thoughts Thread

Postby drsmooth » Mon Apr 09, 2012 17:48:57

jamiethekiller wrote:
drsmooth wrote:
jamiethekiller wrote:Supposed to meet a guy to do my taxes tonight. He's no where to be seen. Traffic around philly is a nightmare so I don't know what to do


April 15 is next Sunday

take a nap


I've already filed. This is an ammend since my work fucked my w2's


resume previous advice
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Re: Cleverly Titled Random Thoughts Thread

Postby kruker » Tue Apr 10, 2012 00:14:46

As Portugal tries to dig out of its financial mess, it's confronted with a sobering fact: Fewer than 30 percent of adult Portuguese have graduated from high school. Not college. High school.


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Re: Cleverly Titled Random Thoughts Thread

Postby jerseyhoya » Tue Apr 10, 2012 00:17:26

Wait, what?

How is that even possible?

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Re: Cleverly Titled Random Thoughts Thread

Postby Woody » Tue Apr 10, 2012 00:24:34

Portugal: The Mexico of Spain
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