SPEAKING OF BURNING IN THE THIRD DEGREE, kid might wanna get that smoke detector fixed

there's really nothing not to love about it

I love the cacophonous dog barking crescendo

Woody wrote:HAM

I just shoved my hand up my ass, pulled out my prostate, stabbed it with a rusty screwdriver, took a shit through the hole in it, then I stuck my dick in the hole and fucked it. The afterbirth-congealed mixture that is my ejaculate, blood and whatever the fuck is in a prostate pooled up and was gathered into a jar to ferment for years on end, opened up.... still wouldn't be a sick as this little nigga's flow's. shit's tight son!!!

I thought it was "down with the clown", not "clown with Downs"

yo i hate humanity

I love how he's apparently winded by his dope rhyming skills

Soren wrote:

azrider wrote:Need to pull up a saved email draft on my gmail on my android... Can't find it to save my life, any help out there?

Drag the sidebar on the left

I did that earlier and I guess I just freaked out because I didn't see it at first and had to scroll down to find it. You saved me an early morning trip back to phoenix from tucson this morning. granted this was an unplanned trip, but that's what I get for not bringing my laptop with me.

I have two dreams...

1. A manual transmission diesel jeep.

2. That asus padphone that will run on windows 8. unfortunately I need windows compatibility for work.

almost want to dedicate a thread to my increasingly insane alien-obsessed pals

newest development is that those aren't clouds, they're "chemtrails"

Email from my boss this morning (who walks to work and rarely uses his car):

So, last Tuesday I went by my car to check on it where it was parked on 22nd st, and it was fine.

Today I went by, and it was all burned and melted on the rear end. I flagged down some bike cops, got the incident report. Turns out the car behind it went up in flames.

I'm calling my insurance company. I'll be in late today.

The fire was apparently last Tuesday night (3/27), so his melty car sat there all week before he even knew about.

Houshphandzadeh wrote:almost want to dedicate a thread to my increasingly insane alien-obsessed pals

newest development is that those aren't clouds, they're "chemtrails"

If you post it, they will come.

You might find this hard to believe, but yes azrider too has a few friends like that. I am tempted, but I probably should not text them for their tumblr blog link. I guess the saying goes... Don't feed the animals.

Houshphandzadeh wrote:almost want to dedicate a thread to my increasingly insane alien-obsessed pals

newest development is that those aren't clouds, they're "chemtrails"

Chemtrails is the defacto conspiracy of choice for the artsy crowd. I've experienced it quite a bit.

missin u conspiracy theorist i worked with in ND who thought when they sprayed for mosquitoes it was really a mind control device fueled by the democrats.

I just wiki'd the chemtrails thing and wtf is wrong with people?

Bakestar wrote:I just wiki'd the chemtrails thing and wtf is wrong with people?

Foreskin stupid

Everybody's a bitch.

this chemtrail thing is really picking up steam.

awww calvin had to whisper while his mom slept off a rough day of shoveling

good one bro

what it lacks in execution, it more than makes up for in intriguing mental imagery.

Bakestar wrote:I just wiki'd the chemtrails thing and wtf is wrong with people?

they also believe that there is a race of aliens called the Reptilians who have infiltrated everything and are smart enough to rig every economic, political, and social system except deleting youtube videos, they struggle with that. there's another race called the Grays that want to help us but have to do it all secret for some fucking reason

you can pay some guy David Icke a hundred dollars to tell you all about it

also
flouride
something about 3:30
all movies, tv, and media except the ones you like
Julia Roberts
THE FED

the Lizards were a race of people practically extinct from doing things smart people don't do